How do you eat a banana without looking like a faggot?

How do you eat a banana without looking like a faggot?

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How you eat a banana is the least of your worries, OP.

Cut it up retrad..

Just swallow it whole, but sideways

with a knife.

Slowly suck it to show that you're not insecure

for you it's impossible. For everybody else: we don't give a shit. Now go play with your action dolls.

I actually take it as a suppository to avoid looking gay.

Eat a banana without being OP, of course.

You cut it up and pair it with peanut butter.