theyre too fat
Why are Conservatives violently opposed to riding a bicycle?
Brandon Sanders
Parker Perez
riding your faggot cycle on country roads while a line of cars is behind you because you insist on driving in the middle of the road is not a mild inconvenience. motherfuckers out here fixing your faggots AC but you wana come out into rural territory to hump your bicycle in faggot spandex like you're doing something good for yourself/the environment. We all want to run you over and love seeing you guys get crushed.
Sebastian Sanchez
its unbecoming
Logan White
bikes are for recreation. riding on trails. through parks. etc. if you are riding a bike as your main mode of transportation you're a poorfag and/or retard.
Isaac Rogers
I dont...just ride them in a fucking park instead of trying to ride alongside cars, suvs, minivans and semi-trucks.
Andrew Harris
cars are for fat beta males
Matthew Morris
Pretty much this. The county I live in built a bike trail from the north of the county the whole way down to the southern border. It rides parallel to the main road and the interstate and passes by a bunch of areas to stop and grab a bite to eat. It's very well maintained and scenic. There's hundreds of access points where you can just jump on and ride or jog for a little bit.
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But faggots INSIST on wearing their flamboyant gear and biking in the middle of the road holding up traffic. You can't pass them because the roads are hilly and twisty and forest is on either side. THERE'S A NICE FLAT PRIVATE TRAIL LITERALLY RIGHT OVER THERE USE IT YOU FUCKING NIGGERS.
Jose King
wheres that pic at bro? looks like one of the bikepaths they turned all the abandoned railroads in pennsylvania into, which also have tunnels, etc. one near my home is 20 miles long and follows a river through a gap in the Appalachian mountains.
Zachary Anderson
Do you expect grandpa who has arthritis and a hip replacement to be able to ride a bicycle?
Alexander Ward
No motor, you have to actually perform acrobatics to propel yourself.
Have to dress up as a power ranger with a helmet and tights.
Are at the complete mercy and goodwill of sensible motorists that could crush you at will.