I hate hardwork

What are some cheatcodes for life?
How can I get money without putting in the effort?

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>be a jew
>have nepotism
>do crime

Learn to smoke a mean pole

That's hard work

Insurance adjuster.
Take a 3-4 week course, pass the test, sit and just take calls. Make 65k a year. Then marry hot billionaire, write insurance policy, feed them poison, get billions.


Yaaaay, you

I hate people man.
Don't you have something one can do over the internet?

Get a government job
And then do whatever you want

I come from a family of government leeches.
Trust me, it makes you crazy.

Injure yourself enough to claim disability. Bonus if you can get in a wreck where the other driver is at fault so you can sue.

Now we're talking. No work and endless money.
But I like my full range motion and ableist jokes.
How can I scam this system?

that is one of the many bits included in the price one pays for easy money

no joke.

being subjected to perverse incentives, surrounded by incompetence and punished for effectiveness takes a toll in one's sanity.

come here, pay the medical commission enough, get fake disability, sit on your ass all life and leech like at least a third of the gyppoids here

i know a dude who looks just like this who is this nibba

Bulgaria seems based.
No pride parades as far as I know.
But aren't there too many muslims?

Depending on where you work, your life would be just smooth.
Hate leeches, but the "barely any work for good cash" most of them do is quite famous.
So? No options on public concourses for you?

>What are some cheatcodes for life?

be a woman, or dress like one.

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hackerman

>no pride faggotry
i wish, we got em, bunch of murican ngos supporting this crap here
>mudslimes
they keep to their parts of the country - mostly east

I couldn't live with myself.
Would knock a bitch out just like that prosecutor in SP.

lie

Offer very affordable rental in high population area. Charge $50 per application fee. Don’t even run backgrounds and tell everyone they didn’t get it. Probably not even illegal, you can just say you looked over the applications and nobody fit your criteria. Rinse and repeat. Earn $5000 per 100 applicants.

Convert to Jew

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