I hate hardwork

What are some cheatcodes for life?
How can I get money without putting in the effort?

Attached: unnamed.jpg (900x900, 75.42K)

>be a jew
>have nepotism
>do crime

Learn to smoke a mean pole

That's hard work

Insurance adjuster.
Take a 3-4 week course, pass the test, sit and just take calls. Make 65k a year. Then marry hot billionaire, write insurance policy, feed them poison, get billions.

Yaaaay, you

I hate people man.
Don't you have something one can do over the internet?

Get a government job
And then do whatever you want

I come from a family of government leeches.
Trust me, it makes you crazy.

Injure yourself enough to claim disability. Bonus if you can get in a wreck where the other driver is at fault so you can sue.

Now we're talking. No work and endless money.
But I like my full range motion and ableist jokes.
How can I scam this system?