How I can replace toilet paper ?

post her stained white panties

>user I take a shit at least 3 times a day
eat more fibers
also see a gastrointerologist maybe

I want to MAKE FUCK with her pantied ASS.

Use my mouth if you look like Pic related

water
same as when u get shit on your hand u idiot.

You should see the hemorrhoid threads on Any Forums. Absolute fucking nightmare fuel. They think shitting is like any other lift and end up pushing their guts out their ass.

This. Get a bidet and a bunch of washcloths. Pat dry your ass with a fresh washcloth after power washing your asshole and then immediately toss it in the laundry. My ass and underwear are all immaculately clean. Emergency shitting in public restrooms and wiping my ass is a humiliating reminder of the shit life I've mostly left behind. I don't know how you fucking cavemen do it every time. Vile creatures... all of you.

Just have your boyfriend lick your anus clean. Isn't that how all you french boys do it?

dafuq?

Don't you fags have bidets?