How I can replace toilet paper ?

I noticed lately a lot of brownish/yellowish stains on my toilet paper, since I don't want to get ass cancer or monpeypox because of wiping my ass with some recycled cardboard how can I replace it ?

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OP have you tried buying new toilet paper and not recycling it?

I thought french people love anal? They eat da poo poo.

Prend la douche une fois T'AS CHIÉ.

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Kek, I fucking told to my mom to stop buying this cancerous cheap toilet paper but she fools me by buying nice one the next time but switch back everytime to the recycled cardboard shit, what's her endgame ?

We do love it

user I take a shit at least 3 times a day

Install a bidet.

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I use one of these and pretty much only a square of TP to dry off. Works great.

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Don't have money for this user

Will give a look thanks

Garden hose

This is the only correct answer.

That gotta leave you with hemroids and a bleeding asshole.

Doesn't sound like a good time!

Your mom is a Jew who prefers money over your anus, it's time to gas het

Poo poo wipe with bidet or water from shower

I thought Europeans had bidets. Just wash your ass, retard.
The fuck is that? Get a real bidet or just wash your ass in the shower.

Wear diapers.

Luxe neo 120

Washlet plus Squatty Potty combo

These are like 4 bucks and work fine.

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post her stained white panties

>user I take a shit at least 3 times a day
eat more fibers
also see a gastrointerologist maybe

I want to MAKE FUCK with her pantied ASS.

Use my mouth if you look like Pic related

water
same as when u get shit on your hand u idiot.

You should see the hemorrhoid threads on Any Forums. Absolute fucking nightmare fuel. They think shitting is like any other lift and end up pushing their guts out their ass.

This. Get a bidet and a bunch of washcloths. Pat dry your ass with a fresh washcloth after power washing your asshole and then immediately toss it in the laundry. My ass and underwear are all immaculately clean. Emergency shitting in public restrooms and wiping my ass is a humiliating reminder of the shit life I've mostly left behind. I don't know how you fucking cavemen do it every time. Vile creatures... all of you.

Just have your boyfriend lick your anus clean. Isn't that how all you french boys do it?

dafuq?

Don't you fags have bidets?

How people walk around with shitty buttholes is beyond me. Absolutely disgusting.

I thought all euros had bidets

No joke I often bleed from my ass

Kek

they have shit tier bidets not washlets

are you celiac?

Based vpn or expat keb

Don't you have a fucking bidet?

Fucking hate shitting in public restrooms for this reason. Not to mention sitting on a toilet a bunch of niggers sat on.

i just use the showerhead as a bidet standing in the bathtub after i shit, i use soap.

baguettes