Ahem.
Gentlemen.
>I have mocked worried CERNfags
>I have mocked muh timeline shift anons
>I have boasted about my certainty that such things are schizoid nonsense
And here we find ourselves.
2022.
>An actor named Armie Hammer has been accused of cannibalistic sadism by his exes
>He has been out of the spotlight for several years as a result
>a world famous actor
>named
>Armie
>Hammer
This is not the timeline I was in previously.
I don’t know when the shift was.
But Armie Hammer is not a famous actor in the timeline I’m from.
>I spend all day online for my job.
>My job requires me to interact with normie news sites
>My coworkers are totally, 100% normie faggots who talk about muh TV shows around the proverbial water cooler.
>I have NEVER heard this name before.
>Not one time.
It’s fucking real boys.
It’s got to be CERN.
>mfw I am genuinely concerned
An Official Apology
WHAT THE FUCK
There’s a code
If you meditate on it hard enough you can figure it out
It will unlock godmode
You’re welcome
I dont own a TV but i've had one for the majority of my life. Never seen that guy before... shrug
Its been 10 years since i owned/watched TV but still this is fucking weird
You're not famous or even Any Forums fake.. no one gives a fuck, oP brota40a
Bump
Maybe he said I am 100% accountable not a cannibal
LOL. Bitches hearing what they want
His name's Armand Hammer (Arm & Hammer), and he was the Lone Ranger in that Johnny Depp movie
All I got to add, sorry
yeah I felt the same way about Kate Hill.
>spend 20+ years listening to mostly 80s music
>mostly anything synthwave or synthpop
>gf listening to Running up that hill
>LMAO what is this gay shit?
>"oh this is from popular show and it's a song from the 80s"
>get a little annoyed and tell her theirs no way this song existed back then cause it sounded too modern
>GF shows me on Google
>YouTube backs her up
>mfw
Some shit is gonna fall through the cracks. it doesn't 100% mean the CERN fags are right.
I always thought of Armand Hammer when I heard his name.
>Scientists make a funny joke about how a giant magnet is going to create new timelines even though that doesn't make sense at all
>Retards who don't know what the LHC is and refer to it as CERN take the joke seriously
Kek. Normies are retarded nigger cattle.
I've heard of him
Cool thread bro
I only remember him from the shitty Lone Ranger reboot
>yeah I felt the same way about Kate Hill.
Bush?
Kate Bush
Kates bush?
I never heard of this guy either user.
It's Kate Bush, not Kate Hill u dumbass
Just IMDB him. I've seen some of these shows he was in. He was not in these shows. What the fuck is going on?
He's never been a big name, his biggest movie to date was The Lone Ranger in 2013 which didn't do well at the box office. He's definitely not A-list and it's pretty surprising that normies would be talking about him at all.
He’s just a B-List actor who hasn’t really been in anything super memorable or impressive, there are a ton of people like him. You should really talk to a doctor if you’re being serious about this, your brain sounds broken if this is your response to finding out about an actor you’ve never heard of.
sorry. yeah. Kate Bush.
I wonder what this is about
all this hype about the LHC when the Tevatron had been around for a lot longer. I don't get it. Why doesn't anyone ever say anything about the fucking Tevatron?
he looks like an AI.
one day he just existed. it was weird
i remember that song
daughter was watching some shitflix show and i asked her what the hell she was listening to lol
he played the winklevoss guy in the social network movie right
He was in that shitty Lone Ranger movie with Johnny Depp playing Tonto. Only thing I can remember of the guy.
What the fuck that song is really from the 80s? Sounds like a modern impression of it.
Do you remember what actors were in those parts originally? In your timeline was there a movie about Facebook called the Social Network? If so, who played the twins?
Need to get a grip. You hate your culture your whole life and then are surprised something occured in culture and wanna call it a quantum miracle that your fuckin stupid
The World Famous Armie Hammer
How have you not heard?
It's not Cern, he's just not that famous. They tried to make him famous but he's a one trick pony. He was the Lone Ranger in the remake with Jonny Depp, the twins from the "The Social Network", and the bad husband from "Beautiful Creatures". He's a tall attractive man from money but he's not a good actor and as a result he does not stick in your mind. You have seen "The Social Network". Cern might be real but your awareness of mediocre actors is nothing to be worried about one way or another.
>annoyed and tell her theirs no way this song existed back then cause it sounded too modern
There have been a few modern remakes of it that sound older than it does. For instance the one by Placebo.