An Official Apology

Ahem.
Gentlemen.
>I have mocked worried CERNfags
>I have mocked muh timeline shift anons
>I have boasted about my certainty that such things are schizoid nonsense
And here we find ourselves.
2022.
>An actor named Armie Hammer has been accused of cannibalistic sadism by his exes
>He has been out of the spotlight for several years as a result
>a world famous actor
>named
>Armie
>Hammer
This is not the timeline I was in previously.
I don’t know when the shift was.
But Armie Hammer is not a famous actor in the timeline I’m from.
>I spend all day online for my job.
>My job requires me to interact with normie news sites
>My coworkers are totally, 100% normie faggots who talk about muh TV shows around the proverbial water cooler.
>I have NEVER heard this name before.
>Not one time.
It’s fucking real boys.
It’s got to be CERN.
>mfw I am genuinely concerned

> youtu.be/GPXSg_lel_0

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WHAT THE FUCK

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There’s a code
If you meditate on it hard enough you can figure it out
It will unlock godmode
You’re welcome

I dont own a TV but i've had one for the majority of my life. Never seen that guy before... shrug

Its been 10 years since i owned/watched TV but still this is fucking weird

You're not famous or even Any Forums fake.. no one gives a fuck, oP brota40a

Bump

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Maybe he said I am 100% accountable not a cannibal

LOL. Bitches hearing what they want

His name's Armand Hammer (Arm & Hammer), and he was the Lone Ranger in that Johnny Depp movie
All I got to add, sorry

yeah I felt the same way about Kate Hill.
>spend 20+ years listening to mostly 80s music
>mostly anything synthwave or synthpop
>gf listening to Running up that hill
>LMAO what is this gay shit?
>"oh this is from popular show and it's a song from the 80s"
>get a little annoyed and tell her theirs no way this song existed back then cause it sounded too modern
>GF shows me on Google
>YouTube backs her up
>mfw
Some shit is gonna fall through the cracks. it doesn't 100% mean the CERN fags are right.

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