Why do waterparks attract the absolute dregs of society?

They weren't bad when I was a kid.
Now they're full of shitskins.

Oh yay. Swimming in piss

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There is nothing, and I mean nothing, funnier than taking a shit in a busy public pool and then leaving before the alarm is sounded.

The fun is calmly getting out after the deed is done and getting showered and dressed and out the door before the evacuation begins.

I read waterparks as watersports. But actually it is kinda watersports - swimming around in piss...

I just assumed it was because their father never threw them in a lake but sure let's just make shit up

To give handjobs in the sauna.

i saw a 4 year old dead niglet floating face down at the bottom of the pool at a water park one time.

Dude your county is run by Angela Merkel or some shit, she's like the anti Hitler, you're cucked and throwing dildos

You should have just closed it due to aids

>fears the water
nigger op