Why do waterparks attract the absolute dregs of society?

Why do waterparks attract the absolute dregs of society?

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Why are you there? Are you a pedo?

I go to water parks to get handjobs in the sauna.

Why do YOU go?

Rich people have their own pool.

To piss in the sauna.

I never see niggers at water parks because they can't fucking swim, shit you not. I was in an after school program as a kid we had one nigger, as our special end of the year field trip we went to a water park
Imagine seeing a 16 year old nigger in water wings and a fucking life vest at a water park, I'm not fucking kidding
It's like hiking or going to a park, unless it's after dark you're not going to see niggers

Brown people fear natural waters just go swim in a lake or river. Or did donald trump country already poison all its natural waters?

Nobody ever says it but one of the reasons niggers cant swim well is they have different bone density than humans #notmyspecies

I've never even been to a water park or basically any amusement area that wasn't occupied by primary families or couples so I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about

it's a gibs mindset. there are splash pads and public pools near me, but id never take my kids there because i can do shit myself. before becoming woke, i wouldnt take my kids because i can just run a sprinkler here and we can have our own fun as a family. after becoming woke i dont take my kids there because it's invariably filled with niggers

They weren't bad when I was a kid.
Now they're full of shitskins.

Oh yay. Swimming in piss

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There is nothing, and I mean nothing, funnier than taking a shit in a busy public pool and then leaving before the alarm is sounded.

The fun is calmly getting out after the deed is done and getting showered and dressed and out the door before the evacuation begins.

I read waterparks as watersports. But actually it is kinda watersports - swimming around in piss...

I just assumed it was because their father never threw them in a lake but sure let's just make shit up

To give handjobs in the sauna.

i saw a 4 year old dead niglet floating face down at the bottom of the pool at a water park one time.

Dude your county is run by Angela Merkel or some shit, she's like the anti Hitler, you're cucked and throwing dildos

You should have just closed it due to aids

>fears the water
nigger op

Waterparks and theme/amusement parks hire exchange students thus are cheaper thus attract poor people

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God bless your soul

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That is the most chink namefag I have ever seen
>Captcha: kysan

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Lucky

Their father…user, I…

>I just assumed it was because their father never threw them in a lake but sure let's just make shit up

It's a fact.

Based beyond belief

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>pretending to be retarded

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The trick is to shit your pants before you enter and shed the load in turbulent water so it takes a little longer to get noticed.

Water parks used to be fun until minorities ruined it.

Explain. Water parks are for families with kids (including teens). The absolute dregs of society are found at American shopping malls and Wal-Marts. I have kids so I’ve been to several indoor and outdoor water parks and I wouldn’t describe the clientele as dregs. There aren’t very many niggers at them because most niggers can’t swim and most niggers are afraid of the water slides. I said most, not all. You’ll find some niggers there just not very many of them. You don’t even see any solo male creeps stalking kids at them, that shit isn’t tolerated. About the only weird thing is the recent resurgent trend of thongs among young women and teens. This is a swimsuit dress code violation that they can’t even enforce anymore since it’s so popular and common.

Like with any public pool, the smell of chlorinated urine is in the air. But most people don’t even know that’s urine and associate the smell with summer.

his momma shaneequa dun left him alone with his adolescent sheboon cousins

Felt like I walked into a 3rd world country when went to a waterpark. The amount of fat ugly and foreign people was astounding. On a positive note it looks like the mullet is making a comeback.