Why do you think we give a shit about your magic book?

Why do you think we give a shit about your magic book?

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Because you are of your father the devil.

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because it's magical

>leftists constantly try to make their ideology into laws
>Christians do the same thing
>"NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT!"

Because you posted on Any Forums about it.

Because it has a secret recipe. It involves the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.

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Hilarious. Satanism at its best.

Because you make 1000 threads a day about it (for free)

True, they must care quite a bit!

I don't think you do, I know you should.

Excuse me, but that book doesn't not contain magic. Magic is evil and the work of the devil
you are a nigger

Non religious answer is it was the most influential book ever written. It was THE book for like over a thousand years and even today I think a majority of people understand references to the garden of eden, sodom and gomorrah, david and goliath, the sermon on the mount etc

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Because you care enough to make a thread on a tibetan basket weaving thread to say you don't.

Because you keep making threads about it, when there is absolutely zero reason to.

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Because you're up at midnight posting about it.

If it doesn't have a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, miss me with that shit.

Op reeks of J-O-O

You're not making threads about Harry Potter. You're making threads about the bible because you know it's real.

Because I love God and not you.

Source: trust me bro

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