Why do you think we give a shit about your magic book?
Why do you think we give a shit about your magic book?
Ryder Diaz
Tyler Johnson
Because you are of your father the devil.
Colton Evans
because it's magical
Ryan Gonzalez
>leftists constantly try to make their ideology into laws
>Christians do the same thing
>"NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT!"
Aiden Clark
Because you posted on Any Forums about it.
Jaxson Anderson
Because it has a secret recipe. It involves the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.
Nolan Martin
Hilarious. Satanism at its best.
Henry Lee
Because you make 1000 threads a day about it (for free)
Robert Rogers
True, they must care quite a bit!
Thomas Robinson
I don't think you do, I know you should.
Gabriel Barnes
Excuse me, but that book doesn't not contain magic. Magic is evil and the work of the devil
you are a nigger
Levi Williams
Non religious answer is it was the most influential book ever written. It was THE book for like over a thousand years and even today I think a majority of people understand references to the garden of eden, sodom and gomorrah, david and goliath, the sermon on the mount etc
Gavin Wright
Because you care enough to make a thread on a tibetan basket weaving thread to say you don't.
John Morgan
Because you keep making threads about it, when there is absolutely zero reason to.
Easton Edwards
Because you're up at midnight posting about it.
John Wright
If it doesn't have a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, miss me with that shit.
James Gray
Op reeks of J-O-O
Sebastian Ross
You're not making threads about Harry Potter. You're making threads about the bible because you know it's real.
Jack Ross
Because I love God and not you.
Cameron Lee
Source: trust me bro
Julian Jones
Don't care, didn't ask
Elijah Cook
because your behavior reminds us of what the Bible warns about