>posting a jpg
nice one faggot, everyone knows that aliens dont use the jpg file format. now fuck off
I'm an alien, ask me anything. I just can't provide pictures or share technogy. Here are a few basics about us:
Jayden Martin
Matthew Lee
>we don't have FTL travel, we just have vessels that use a mix of sails, fusion engines, and good old gravity to travel at near-light speeds
>we use conventional signal technogy to communicate, but it's tweaked so humans only see it as background noise
Cool story, spacenigga. You probably stole some shitty invader's ships, broke the FTL drives and built a shitty replacement with your sub-par spigger-tech.
>we use conventional signal technogy to communicate, but it's tweaked so humans only see it as background noise
I can't wait to see you make a thread in 40 years to reply to this post.
Adam Taylor
Post a strange fact that only an alien would know. Also post about elite pedos that harvest children who they serve?
Dylan Powell
Burger hands typed this.
Hudson Collins
Whatever happened to that post about them arriving on July 18 based on the reddit post from the guy 7 years ago? I mean... They're not here so...
Nicholas Price
>amerinigger oscillates between 'im an alien' and 'earth is flat' with 'im actually a woman' inbetween
Christopher Cooper
KYS FAGGOT
Daniel Cook
No, the males of our species do not really have have penises. We reproduce more like your fungi using spores, but even that isn't a good example.
No, your planet has much lower gravity and it's much colder than I'm used to.
No, we don't need to exploit others to succeed like your notions about the Jews. It's much easier to just go get resources. Space is big.
Josiah Ortiz
How does one apply for a job in space? I'd like to make my application. I will not need a return ticket
Matthew Gomez
The nipple is where atlantis sunk