I'm an alien, ask me anything. I just can't provide pictures or share technogy. Here are a few basics about us:
>we originated in what you call 82 G Eridani, a star like your own
>we don't have FTL travel, we just have vessels that use a mix of sails, fusion engines, and good old gravity to travel at near-light speeds
>we use conventional signal technogy to communicate, but it's tweaked so humans only see it as background noise
>we accept that everything just takes lots of time
>we are lifeforms totally unlike life on Earth; the closest technical analogues we have on our planet are eukaryota, bacteria, and archea
>we watch humans because you guys are actually pretty cool
>there are other intelligent lifeforms out there, but humans are definitely the most interesting, and we appear to be the most advanced living civilization
>we've found more advanced civilizations, but they appear dead and gone
I'm an alien, ask me anything. I just can't provide pictures or share technogy. Here are a few basics about us:
Do you have a big alien cock?
Fuck off, spacenigger.
>I'm an alien
Cool. Wanna hang out?
I'm puttin together a team, you in?
FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGERS
Who am I?
Who are the jews of space?
Fuckoff we're full
>posting a jpg
nice one faggot, everyone knows that aliens dont use the jpg file format. now fuck off
>we don't have FTL travel, we just have vessels that use a mix of sails, fusion engines, and good old gravity to travel at near-light speeds
>we use conventional signal technogy to communicate, but it's tweaked so humans only see it as background noise
Cool story, spacenigga. You probably stole some shitty invader's ships, broke the FTL drives and built a shitty replacement with your sub-par spigger-tech.
>we use conventional signal technogy to communicate, but it's tweaked so humans only see it as background noise
I can't wait to see you make a thread in 40 years to reply to this post.
Post a strange fact that only an alien would know. Also post about elite pedos that harvest children who they serve?
Burger hands typed this.
Whatever happened to that post about them arriving on July 18 based on the reddit post from the guy 7 years ago? I mean... They're not here so...
>amerinigger oscillates between 'im an alien' and 'earth is flat' with 'im actually a woman' inbetween
KYS FAGGOT
No, the males of our species do not really have have penises. We reproduce more like your fungi using spores, but even that isn't a good example.
No, your planet has much lower gravity and it's much colder than I'm used to.
No, we don't need to exploit others to succeed like your notions about the Jews. It's much easier to just go get resources. Space is big.
How does one apply for a job in space? I'd like to make my application. I will not need a return ticket
The nipple is where atlantis sunk
>when your girl smells like fish.
>I'm an alien
you have to go back pedro
Do you taste more like chicken, beef or sea foods?
Also without FTL how do you keep your civilization from falling apart after the point you span lightyears?
Wash your ass, you stink.