I parked illegally today.. it was downtown.. reason is obvious based on other facts.
Hey frens
Gabriel Flores
Aaron Brooks
balding bros... we won
Xavier Cox
tf you mean aldis dumb nigger?
Cooper Martin
No hair but also no throat cancer. Definitely winning.
Lucas Wood
The mailman made a mistake and I got my neighbor's mail. So I went over to his house and put it in his mailbox. Believe it or not, that's a federal crime.
Henry Hernandez
I denied the holocaust and called a tranny a man. Are those illegal yet?
Jacob Scott
Julian Sanchez
I did all of the crime.
Ryan Ortiz
I just fapped to imaginary 10 year olds and will keep on doing so 'cuz you can't stop me...
Austin Edwards
I been washing my hands.