Hey frens.
Commit any crimes lately?
Hey frens
Samuel Diaz
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Jeremiah Richardson
This only works on Reddit, user.
Connor Morris
Yeah, actually Aldi’s.
Adam Price
Yeah I went 66 in a 65
Caleb Brooks
I denied the holocaust all day
Dylan Gray
I shat in public.
Grayson Bell
That's no crime, fren.
Samuel Brooks
You tell me, gangstalker.
William Martin
Tell that to Queen Ursula
Thomas Wilson
no officer, i mean fren, ehhhh bye
Gabriel Flores
I parked illegally today.. it was downtown.. reason is obvious based on other facts.
Aaron Brooks
balding bros... we won
Xavier Cox
tf you mean aldis dumb nigger?
Cooper Martin
No hair but also no throat cancer. Definitely winning.
Lucas Wood
The mailman made a mistake and I got my neighbor's mail. So I went over to his house and put it in his mailbox. Believe it or not, that's a federal crime.
Henry Hernandez
I denied the holocaust and called a tranny a man. Are those illegal yet?
Jacob Scott
Julian Sanchez
I did all of the crime.
Ryan Ortiz
I just fapped to imaginary 10 year olds and will keep on doing so 'cuz you can't stop me...
Austin Edwards
I been washing my hands.
Aiden Watson
Aldi’s nuts in your mouth.
Haaa goteeeeem.
>also, Aldi’s antisemitic memes and wrongthinking I do over here
Joshua Parker
Well, this is crazy but this one time during the crazy 1990's there was open civil war that broke out in a European country which no longer exists. So the crazy thing was that I was a low ranking officer in the army, but I ended up quickly ascending the ranks of power in this country's army. Eventually I found myself in a position where I just had to command my troops to cleanse a whole demographic of people from certain key strategic villages that belonged to my people,
to this day the faggots at the Hague want me extradited. Bu that shit is not going to happen.
Nolan Smith
I got high on meth and fucked my cousin. Again.
Kevin Hill
I heard through the grapevine that someone’s cousins, friends, uncles, wife’s boyfriend, said something big is being planned in just two weeks
Oliver Torres
Yeah. I went to a Kid Rock concert and had a great time.
Brayden Campbell
>finasteride
>dutasteride if you need something stronger
>microneedling
>biotin
>minoxidil if you can tolerate it
>keto shampoo
No man needs to go bald. Do your fucking research, anons.
Ryan Davis
I sacrificed a white boomer
Anthony Edwards
I jaywalked last week
Cooper Lee
I fished without a license in Minecraft
Aaron Reed
>Commit any crimes lately?
Yes
Cameron Collins
nigger doesn't post musak
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Jayden Russell
Based Slobodan Kraljic poster. I reject glownigger threads with contempt.
Gavin Thomas
Why, yes. Just recently I... WAIT A MINUTE!
Christopher Wilson
I commited wrongthink
Grayson Rivera
No, but some young girl stole a bottle from my liquor store a few hours ago. Luckily, I live and work in a close-knit community. Didn't even have to call the cops. I called the thief's parents and they are going to come up to the store to pay for the bottle she stole tomorrow.
Samuel Jenkins
End freemasonry in police. Their oaths are the linchpin of corruption in our society
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Caleb Miller
Because I dont want to wake up my cherry tomato plants.
Joseph Ramirez
Yes.
I stole a grape from the supermarket
Juan King
niggers kikes faggots all must die
Carson Walker
that's why I must not be balding.
Nolan Thompson
I stole someones trashcan. In minecraft.
Gavin Flores
I called someone gay on the internet
Hudson Reed
that's sampling. perfectly legal as long as you don't eat more than a couple.
Jaxon Torres
Why no ever encroaching mafia state, I haven't commited any crimes.
Pic related though? Total traitor. I know.
Brayden Harris
>wearing headphones
>wake up plants
Grayson Jenkins
Sneed