Pretend to be actually retarded and get your lawyer to have you go to a psychiatrist. I'm guessing you have a spotty work history and are a introvert since you're here. Just play up all of your autistic traits and constantly act confused. Have your mom explain that you're not all there.
J6er going to prison ask me anything
Charles Lopez
Brody Parker
See if you have any info or materials to hand over to the feds, especially related to outstanding J6 cases.
Watch American History X; don't get buttfucked by skinheads.
Afterwards, get a laborer job.
Use your insight and experience to analyze, deter, and act to keep other retards from getting so easily strung along with their fantasies.