>be me
>take a selfie in the capital
>facing 8 -14 months in prison
user's i am not feeling too well at the moment. Long story short, I am most likely facing prison time related to my actions on J6. my sentencing is at the end of the week and the anxiety is creeping in. Any words of advice on how to survive prison? How to make money after becoming a felon? Willing to answer questions related to event
read the polity of the athenians and lacadaemoniana by xenophon, its short
>make money after
eh
just be open about it, and target small employers
half of the will thinks it's just some bullshit
and when you get a job, hang the fuck on for dear life
>How to make money after becoming a felon?
You know what the answer is.
Write a book about your experience the momentum probably make it a best seller, profit
Thank you, reading material is what i need!
Good point, but i'm looking more into starting my own business. I am well educated in the medical field, and its like having to start from scratch.
i can only suck so much dick behind wendy's sir
True, but if i do that. The DOJ will come after me asking for GIBS. One guy did it already, and is having money "spread".
theres another j6er that seemed to do well with gulag archipelago, he was talking recently about constitution.congress.gov
reckon it might even get you a crew if you can compartmentalize it
Listen to this user's advice. Small business will pretty much be the only ones willing to hire you for the next 7 years. If you are social enough consider becoming a bartender maybe, you can make alright money.
If you're baked alaska then you deserve it. Otherwise, my condolences user. But you can make it a year no problem.
in prison always stand up for yourself, don't be a pushover, don't do drugs and don't get into debt
No advice, you should have been shot before entering the capital building. I do blame to cops for not doing their job so you have that going for you
The cops were waving people in. That's different than turning a blind-eye. Even AOC talks about this.
You're still here? RUN, MAN, FUCKING RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK! They are having FOB African prison guards torture the J6 political prisoners, you don't want to deal with that bullshit.
>Flee to South Brazil, learn German.
Think of it this way
>your enemies will laugh at your imprisonment
>but your frens will hold you tightly in their thoughts
Join a prison gang and turn into a lifer lol.
Sorry i got some rad brain. What do you mean "clause 2 reckon it might even get you a crew if you can compartmentalize it".
True, i often meet many people who empathize with my situation. However, i have the support to start a small business when i get out. Maybe, intially when im transitioning into a half way house. But im tired of being a wagie.
I saw all those faggots there smiling and shit when i was there. Nick Fuentes is so fucking little dude. Im not tall, but i towered over the manlet.
Thats the plan. I'm pretty thick with muscles so i should be okay in that department. I aint trying to get turnt out. I am more worried about the gang shit. People tell me to stick my race when i go in there, but at the same time i aint trying to join a gang. Just wanna do my time and gtfo
You will never be a woman, you will never birth children, your life will consist of dilating every few hours to prevent your giant wound from closing. You will never be able to groom properly.
Too late dude, gotta face the consequences of my actions. I was stupid. However, i aint worried about that cause im not white.
Brazil. Ew.
Thank you user :) i appreciate that.
friend of mine died in federal lockup - here's his advice -
prison sucks, but it is also what you make of it
if you have a year, plan to exit better than you entered
read up on exercises you can do with no equipment - you might have weights, you might not, but you always have you
the food is shit - learn to strictly control your diet
be careful with prison friendships - remaining detached is honestly better
>Imagine falling for the Trump meme
Kek
DOJ has a conflict of interest prosecuting any of the cases since a government contractor has ties to promoting and organizing the event. Clearview AI is tied to people like Charlie Kirk, Ali, Posobiec, etc; and was used by law enforcement to identify those in attendance. Should have your lawyer look into that, it hasnt been used as of yet and if played right could get every case thrown out.
Fed aint that bad. Its kinda like a vacation they got good libraries and gyms. Just be respectful, try to avoid racial politics at all costs. Learn what u can its like college theres plenty POS but these are your countrymen especially pr n black. U will develop a seething hatred for child molesters off the bat by all means dont associate with them. Trump will be pres by the time u get out make frnds w haitians
You are a patriot and now a political prisoner you could be the next Hitler, write your memoir in prison just like uncle Adolf. Run for office after you get out I will vote for you.
Just lie about not being a felon?
What is OP charged with? Trespassing?
The prosecutors and judges have family, user
Wow user
I’m sitting here with my wife and newborn son really soaking in the moment of the late night
I can imagine with each tick of the clock the weight of your impending imprisonment grows heavier and heavier
Suffocating
I hope the anxiety eats at your guts like a starving rat :)
>Clearview AI
not familiar
>Charlie Kirk, Ali, Posobiec,
familiar
dumb as a post, makes my skin crawl, seems ok
by the time you get out there won't be an AMERICA as you know it. Relish your time left on this earth, fren. I am not sure if america prison walls are thick but good luck any way.
learn to play pinocle, spades, rummy and cribbage
It's not all bad when user goes to prison he might even somebody's wife
Pretend to be actually retarded and get your lawyer to have you go to a psychiatrist. I'm guessing you have a spotty work history and are a introvert since you're here. Just play up all of your autistic traits and constantly act confused. Have your mom explain that you're not all there.
See if you have any info or materials to hand over to the feds, especially related to outstanding J6 cases.
Watch American History X; don't get buttfucked by skinheads.
Afterwards, get a laborer job.
Use your insight and experience to analyze, deter, and act to keep other retards from getting so easily strung along with their fantasies.