kek exactly - wtf is that thing - mutt is making us look bad
Imagine Joining the US Secret Service
Samuel Rogers
Nicholas Howard
>literally take Biden's shit.
John White
this
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Blake Morgan
Praetorian guards have always had a shitty job
Benjamin Parker
Chase Russell
Lel. Wait.
>afraid of someone getting his poopoo
That must mean that he has significant health problems which a poopy examination would uncover quickly
Oliver Gonzalez
There are now tests for amyloid plaques that can be done on blood, so any blood in his piss or shit would prove he has Alzheimer's.
Jaxson Brown
>More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Finnish President Sanna Marin's toilet when she visited Washington.
Cameron Morgan
>veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions
If the DNA were analyzed they would know who is playing biden overseas.
Ian White
Hey at least they had a specially designed shit collecting device. No joke, putins secret service had to fish it out of the toilet into a bag.