Imagine Joining the US Secret Service

>Where the pinnacle of your career is to literally take Biden's shit.
>But that's OK because you're gay.

Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Roman home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Biden's visit received widespread Italian media attention, it was White House 'toilet security' which had Italians talking the most. The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Rome for Biden's personal use during his visit. The Biden White House is so concerned about Biden's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Biden's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Biden's waste material. Even Biden's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany.

In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader. During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis. More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Finnish President Sanna Marin's toilet when she visited Washington.

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What level mkultra are those goyim on holy shit I couldn't work for those pedophiles

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They're just your standard homosexuals.

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It's so secretive that Biden actually eats his own shit, and this not giving the enemy any detail of his health. All at the cost of U.S. tax payers

>More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Finnish President Sanna Marin's toilet when she visited Washington.

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Look at this little short bald roided up secronigger.

The webm says pupper, but all I see are niggers on all fours

It's called working your way up in the country to make good decisions with good character, something a lot of you here wouldn't know anything about, go away foreign nation troll

>good character
Nice try, Fed faggot.

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kek exactly - wtf is that thing - mutt is making us look bad

>literally take Biden's shit.

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this
captcha: avgh0

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Praetorian guards have always had a shitty job

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Lel. Wait.
>afraid of someone getting his poopoo
That must mean that he has significant health problems which a poopy examination would uncover quickly

There are now tests for amyloid plaques that can be done on blood, so any blood in his piss or shit would prove he has Alzheimer's.

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>More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Finnish President Sanna Marin's toilet when she visited Washington.

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>veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions
If the DNA were analyzed they would know who is playing biden overseas.

Hey at least they had a specially designed shit collecting device. No joke, putins secret service had to fish it out of the toilet into a bag.

Defeding the people that need to be assassinated is too much jewish bullshit even for a brazilian used to it.