This causes the boomer to fall into a fit of seething rage

I consider guacamole a side dish, but that doesn't look like guacomole, so a condiment I guess

White men of Any Forums need to get wise to this and start abusing the welfare system. I have free healthcare

I don't understand the appeal. Put some butter on it at least, if not some fried ham or normal or ham a grilled cheese sandwich.

Thats plain avacado toast. You can be more creative with it. I usually add lime, salt, cilantro, tomato, onion, and sometimes chicken.

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Depends on how you make it and portion size. I just use it for muh good fats, keep the hormones and the ol ticker working.
2 sizes wholemeal bread, 4 slizes of Maple smoked belly bacon, 2 poached eggs, 1 avocado mashed into paste.
Super filling for about 5 hours. High protein, fibre and cholesterol.

I'm relieved Boomer's finally found the problem

Anybody who ever fell for this stupid fucking meme, zoomer boomer or moomer(?), should have their rights revoked immediately

everything bagel seasoning on the avocado
top with sliced eggs
add hot sauce
simple as

Boomers don't care if you're poor. They tell you that because if you put away 500 bucks a month into the market you'd retire a millionaire