This causes the boomer to fall into a fit of seething rage

This causes the boomer to fall into a fit of seething rage

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You mean like you Zoomers when you find out we're never giving you our fucking money?

Jokes on you. I leach your wealth through welfare programs

It this shit actually filling or is it like a snack? I don't see the appeal of it.

t.32 year old

Cope boomers I eat avocado and there is nothing you can do stop me.

Depends on how much of a glutton you are.

The other night there was a loud bang outside my home for no apparent reason. I think someone who desperately loathes me and lacks the self-control to stop pursuing me is starting to try to kill me via heart attack.

I wish my pursuer(s) had the self-control to look away from me. I mean them no harm. I'll post this around a few times to be better heard, I think.

It isn't mentally healthy to fixate on hatred. Control yourself enough to look away from whatever or whoever you hate:

classic boomer. you won't give your kids your wealth but when your taxes are filed they automatically go to blackx.

Avocado Based

looks like shit to be honest

what i would do is actually mix it with crab and mayo and put another toast on it.

I consider guacamole a side dish, but that doesn't look like guacomole, so a condiment I guess

White men of Any Forums need to get wise to this and start abusing the welfare system. I have free healthcare

I don't understand the appeal. Put some butter on it at least, if not some fried ham or normal or ham a grilled cheese sandwich.

Thats plain avacado toast. You can be more creative with it. I usually add lime, salt, cilantro, tomato, onion, and sometimes chicken.

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Depends on how you make it and portion size. I just use it for muh good fats, keep the hormones and the ol ticker working.
2 sizes wholemeal bread, 4 slizes of Maple smoked belly bacon, 2 poached eggs, 1 avocado mashed into paste.
Super filling for about 5 hours. High protein, fibre and cholesterol.

I'm relieved Boomer's finally found the problem

Anybody who ever fell for this stupid fucking meme, zoomer boomer or moomer(?), should have their rights revoked immediately

everything bagel seasoning on the avocado
top with sliced eggs
add hot sauce
simple as

Boomers don't care if you're poor. They tell you that because if you put away 500 bucks a month into the market you'd retire a millionaire

>pirating media can save you upwards of 500 dollars a month

Plain avocado on bread is a bit boring but full-on guacamole toast is so fucking good it's not even funny.

>sephora play
That sounds naughty, its a chick.

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Why though?

Avocado Toast. I've never had it, but apparently it's the reason I can't buy a house.

Avocados are fucking horrible. Tastless shit with a horrible texture.

Boomers gave us avocado toast and weed LMAO and all it costed was sweaty flatulent Mexican rapists on every corner of every town. Say thank you.

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>removing the word 'on' to make a slobbing-around-the-house-can't-be-arsed-to-cook meal sound fancier on Instagram
Brb, getting me some Scrambléd Egg Toast à la Hangover, Blanketed with Cracked Sea Salt and Freshly Ground Pepper.

That was my breakfast, with pumpkin seeds, ibérico ham, kale and a poached egg

Stick to blood pudding and curry fries

You have to go back, Juan

I tried that once and I almost puked. Disgusting.

I think he is Indian, heard the same sentence from Indians here in Jalisco... probably Paki as well

American boomers get really mad if they see anyone eating anything that is not a twinkie or a donut. They can't wrap their heads around it.

>Tastless shit with a horrible texture.
Its called seasoning.

My family left Britain in 2003. I will not be returning, thanks.

Avocado is fucking gross zoomers are so gay