This is your fault
This is your fault
Jordan Evans
Austin Roberts
Joshua Rogers
I want to sledgehammer her cheekbones.
Christopher Johnson
what's to learn from gamer gate? also, slide thread.
David Williams
how could you vilifiy such a poor, beautiful little girl? what evil people! imma kneel for mah queen
Henry Johnson
You hear the toilet flush and then Amber runs towards you crying, seeking consolation. As you hold her tightly she confesses between sobs, "It won't flush." You pull her hair back from her face and kiss her bumbling face, assuring her that it will be okay.
You head to the garage to get the poopstick, then make your way to the bathroom where you find the offending turd. It is as wide as your leg and as long as your arm, and the paint has started peeling off of the wall from the gasses it emits. Half in and half out of the water, you detect movement as if it is a sentient being attempting to crawl its way out of the bowl to make its own way in the world. Thousands of generations of warriors have prepared you for this moment as you attack the beast, breaking the log apart piece by piece with your poopstick.
In the end, after a glorious and hard-fought battle, only chunks the size of a nickel remain. Torn, shredded and floating in the bowl in a state of utter defeat you depress the plunger and watch the perilous remains fall into the maelstrom of the aqueous whirlpool.
You emerge from the bathroom victorious. As you approach her she leaps into your arms, embracing you with the strength of a thousand suns and as she kisses your face she exclaims, "You are my hero!"
Jonathan Anderson
I have no clue what the fuck your on about, but I'll just say YES.
Dominic Price
Women are always right, even when proven wrong
Ryder Walker
Cool, at least I got some new pasta out of this useless thread, thanks user.
Nicholas Butler
>They are still kvetching about gamergate
That shit really did break them didn't it kek.
Isaiah Thomas
it was pretty funny
Chase Bell
Isn't Kotaku a game review website? Why are they talking about Amber Herd?
Gabriel Hill
Everytime I see this picture i think she is looking back whilst taking a shit on the bed
Nicholas Hill
No, it's a far-left rag devoted to social engineering that is disguised as a gaming review website.
Anthony Thompson
I have sex regularly, what the fuck is gamer gate? I’ve used this board for 3 years and I have never once care enough to look it up
Jaxon Ross
That was poetic...Nice
You know I think I'm starting to tolerate sand niggers. Am I in the wrong?
Levi Anderson
I don’t know who amber heard is either Actually
Hunter Allen
Then look it up you stupid fuck
Alexander Miller
Womxn developers in the gaming industry were persecuted for no reason at all
Jonathan Lopez
Nope
Where do I sign up
Josiah Russell
shut the fuck up
sage
Colton Phillips
Fuck that cunt
Chase Peterson
>being this new
You need to go back to facebook.