This is your fault

This is your fault

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I want to sledgehammer her cheekbones.

what's to learn from gamer gate? also, slide thread.

how could you vilifiy such a poor, beautiful little girl? what evil people! imma kneel for mah queen

You hear the toilet flush and then Amber runs towards you crying, seeking consolation. As you hold her tightly she confesses between sobs, "It won't flush." You pull her hair back from her face and kiss her bumbling face, assuring her that it will be okay.

You head to the garage to get the poopstick, then make your way to the bathroom where you find the offending turd. It is as wide as your leg and as long as your arm, and the paint has started peeling off of the wall from the gasses it emits. Half in and half out of the water, you detect movement as if it is a sentient being attempting to crawl its way out of the bowl to make its own way in the world. Thousands of generations of warriors have prepared you for this moment as you attack the beast, breaking the log apart piece by piece with your poopstick.

In the end, after a glorious and hard-fought battle, only chunks the size of a nickel remain. Torn, shredded and floating in the bowl in a state of utter defeat you depress the plunger and watch the perilous remains fall into the maelstrom of the aqueous whirlpool.

You emerge from the bathroom victorious. As you approach her she leaps into your arms, embracing you with the strength of a thousand suns and as she kisses your face she exclaims, "You are my hero!"

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I have no clue what the fuck your on about, but I'll just say YES.

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Women are always right, even when proven wrong

Cool, at least I got some new pasta out of this useless thread, thanks user.

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>They are still kvetching about gamergate
That shit really did break them didn't it kek.