Hey fellow jewbros, i know youre lurking. I am going to be converting to Judaism soon. Any tips I should know to make the process easier? I am already learning to read/write/speak hebrew and an familiar with the Torah, Talmud, Zohar, etc.
Converting to Judaism
Brayden King
Ethan Jones
good move, I wish you well.
once you have become jewish, marry a black non-jewish woman and have children. that way you spread judaism and your fellow jew will definitely not seethe because the religion is not an elitist and racist faith that preaches about the evils of assimilation
Ian Jenkins
stab your dick repeatedly with sharp objects to get used to the pain
because circumcision is mandatory and without anaesthesia
Ethan Thompson
you will never be jewish.
Jeremiah Hughes
thanks bro! not attracted to the darkies though, sorry! well maybe a fit tan tomboy, that would be cool.
I am a mutt, 90 percent of us are already cut anyway, seethe memeflag
I beg to differ
Logan Rogers
Step one enter /uhg/
Step two get VPN and multiple phones
Step three talk about how great Ukraine is and how they are winning, you know just like the jewish media
Step 4 be noticed
Step 5 recruitment
Step 6 get shekels
Step 7 get Talmud
Step 8 ????
Step 9 Nothingness without end
Cameron Hughes
itim.org.il
>Lifestyle Requirements
>Depending on the conversion program, conversion candidates are either required or encouraged to adopt a traditional Jewish lifestyle, including observance of Shabbat, Jewish festivals, and kosher laws. Non-Jewish spouses are required to convert. In State conversions, children of converts are required to be enrolled in Israel’s public religious school system.
>“Adoptive” Families
>Conversion candidates typically establish ties with “adoptive” families to learn how to put Jewish tradition into practice. Relatives or acquaintances may serve as adoptive families; ulpan teachers may assign them. In State conversions, “adoptive” families must certify that they have met with conversion candidates, and recommend that they proceed with the conversion process.
Cooper Ramirez
itim.org.il
>Conversion Courts
>Conversion candidates generally meet with conversion court representatives at least twice during the study period (at the beginning of the process, and when they complete their studies). The State conversion program monitors candidates’ studies and lifestyle, and obtains reports and recommendations from teachers.
>At the end of their study programs, candidates must appear before conversion courts to complete the conversion process. The courts’ rabbinic judges interview candidates to assess their knowledge of Jewish practice, and, in the case of State conversions, their observance of a traditional Jewish lifestyle. Following the interviews, judges discuss the cases, and render decisions. If they are satisfied that a candidate is fully prepared, they will authorize the conversion. If not, they will highlight areas that require improvement, and may assign further study before the candidate can reappear before the court.
>Ritual Circumcision
>Upon successful completion of conversion court interviews, men are required to undergo ritual circumcisions or hatafot dam (a symbolic procedure for circumcised men). Members of the conversion courts or witnesses attend the procedures to certify that they are properly completed. Boys under the age of 18 must be accompanied by parents or guardians.
>Following the procedures, conversion candidates recite several passages, and are given Hebrew names.
>Ritual Bath Immersion
>The last step in the conversion process for both men and women is immersion in a mikveh (ritual bath). Candidates recite the Sh’ma Yisrael prayer, accept the mitzvot (commandments), and take Hebrew names.
Brayden Moore
when you become a jew kill your self and then you will see for yourself why you should've never become it
Josiah Garcia
haha...the jews will never really accept you.
also your jewish wife's family will REALLY never accept you.
dumb fuck.