Americans, you should learn to defend yourself with a knife since your guns will soon be outlawed

yes

It’s pretty badass actually.

kek, you can't really mock them, since knoifes are banned here.
You can get jailed for carrying a miniature knife if the red judge dislikes your mug.
That said I was once caught in an airport check with a gigantic knife I had forgotten in my backpack and I didn't get into trouble (besides having the knife thrown in the trash).