/jdt/ - >mfw edition

this is DAY 1 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 16)
welcome back, hope everyone had a good week off
when we left, Amber was testifying
she has not been cross-examined yet, that should be soon

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=pg5QXdjTpX4

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=fmGKWXhJtyA

>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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this shits fucking hilarious

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Not politics kys and go back

Did she just cry?

why does this bitch twitch so much while talking? it's so annoying goddamnit

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>spilled wine one the floor everywhere
huge crime happened! jail depp already

JURY NEEDS A TISSUE
JOHNNY BROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

hang in there amber bros. we will win this.

Anons, does anyone here know people defending Amber? I want examples of IRL and internet shit. I wanna see how fucking insane they are.

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I will try shooping their faces in but anyone is willing to give it a go as it's not my area of expertise

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THE DOCTORS ARE LYING
JOHNNY IS LYING
HIS LAWYERS ARE LYING
HIS SECURITY MANAGER WAS LYING
THE POLICE ARE LYING
MY EXPERT WITNESS WAS LYING
THE DOG IS LYING
THE PICTURES ARE LYING
THE POOP IS LYING
MY LAWYER IS LYING
MORE POLICE ARE LYING

IM THE ONLY ONE TELLING THE TRUTH

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any jiggers up in here?

kek she forgot her lines

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Hey gook, mind dropping name of this hot nip?

>arguing with the judge after the objection is sustained

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Just like MeToo and Trump not being politics am I right?

I AM NOT ABUSIVE! I am not abusive! I know she fabricated the bruise, I knew it was painted - a week after, as if I could ever throw such a punch! Never, never! I just - I just couldn't prove it! She covered her tracks, she got that idiot sister to lie for her!
You think this is something, you think this is bad, this histrionomy? She's done worse. The bottle! Are you telling me a finger just happens to fall off like that? No, she orchestrated it! Amber! SHE DEFECATED IN MY BED!! And I married her! I shouldn't have, I took her onto my own island! What was I thinking?! She'll never change. She'll never change, ever since she was breaking horses, always the same. Couldn't keep her hands off of her partners. "But not our Amber, couldn't be our precious Amber!" Abusing them blind! And she gets to be a movie star? What a sick joke! I should have stopped her when I had the chance! And you, members of the jury, you have to stop her, you-

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lol

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it's not a nip, kraut

she´s not a good actor. you see her skills live.

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>I didnt tell the police because I didnt want him in trouble
>threatening him on tape
tell me no one is buying this

Your game is weak.

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>didn't want any of this

look at the fucking french(chinese) newfag.

ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!

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sauCE?

She used to do hardcore, uncensored stuff under the name Sweet Betty Parlour.

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my race detection is a bit rusty, name?

embarrassing display

Has amber heard been cross examimed yet? Just waiting on that

hahaha nice

sorry forgor
but yeah she do be a nip.

can we get to the fucking cross examination already

did her lawyers make her address the fact that she stole some of her testimony from a movie?
Also, fuck incels and trannies

I hope today but probably tomorrow

No. Probably tomorrow if not late today.

deuxmoi on plebbit
They call Depp defenders "Deppford wives"

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Why are asians so fucking hot? Perfect ratios.