/jdt/ - >mfw edition

this is DAY 1 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 16)
welcome back, hope everyone had a good week off
when we left, Amber was testifying
she has not been cross-examined yet, that should be soon

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=pg5QXdjTpX4

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=fmGKWXhJtyA

>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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this shits fucking hilarious

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Not politics kys and go back

Did she just cry?

why does this bitch twitch so much while talking? it's so annoying goddamnit

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>spilled wine one the floor everywhere
huge crime happened! jail depp already

JURY NEEDS A TISSUE
JOHNNY BROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

hang in there amber bros. we will win this.