>fell for the Doordash meme

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Do Lyft instead idiot

Grab a few more orders and bring em home. Re-evaluate.

Car too old.

>use doordash to buy a big mac meal
>costs 30 bucks

Use an e-bike, way cheaper to run, can skip traffic, this guy runs a vlog account about it tiktok.com/@bikedasher?lang=en

Have the people ever reported that it wasn't delivered to get the money back? I have a feeling that happens a lot, plus joggers

This is my first day so no not yet. But when you don't hand it to them they have you take a picture.

You know you can just skip the line and go directly to one of the windows when you're picking up delivery food, right?

The distance I'm going it's not feasible or practical.

Good luck user

I see. Lyft is about the same money just half the headache and no having to get out the car.

Maybe try delivering in a city instead, lots of Lyft and Uber drivers travel to a metro area before starting work and travel home at night

I thought they drove it to you?

i fucking hate all of you, still thinking theres a way out without violence. I've been saying violence is needed since 4th grade, i'm 21 now. I'm just about ready to go full joker very soon.

You actually thought Doordash was a viable alternate job with gas at $5-6 a gallon? Let me guess, they charge the customer a gas surcharge of like 25 cents an order they pass onto you..?

No they just put the order in for you but you still have to schlepp your way over

>>use doordash to buy a big mac meal
>>costs 30 bucks
The amazing thing is that you have one guy who makes so much money a 30 dollar big mac is worth it vs driving.
And on the other you have a retard who makes like 2 dollars an hour after expenses driving food around.

Do it be the change you want to see get a pilots license

Good luck. Try drinking while you drive it's a lot more fun

The gas surcharge is dollars not cents

I’ve been working ubereats for 3 yrs and still don’t know how they didn’t ban me from working for they company lol. I straight up leave the food by the door no matter what, take a pic and walk away. Sometime when I get hungry I do the same thing but take the food back and eat it. I also keep note of the people that don’t tip and spit in they food next time they order.

I fucking hate doordash niggers

They clog up all the drive throughs. And every restaurant is so inundated with doordash orders for Bonnie and her 35 grandkids that regular orders get shafted every time. You should see how much fucking food these fat pigs are ordering.

Next time your food takes more than 10 minutes, you can absolutely blame doordash niggers. They are killing the restaurant industry.

Gas is too pricey right now to swing a decent profit

Do package deliveries for Amazon or UPS with your car

could be other circumstances - eg could be hosting a party, could have kids that are hard to get into the car

/Thread.
How you managed to slip this in so quietly I have no idea

lol you know nothing about American cities

>They are killing the restaurant industry.
They actually kept it from completely collapsing during covid. Half the places around today are only around because of delivery orders that kept the lights on during 2020/21

I did it in the DFW in texas for around 6 months after doing pizza hut. Just refuse late night mcdonalds orders. theyre numerous but never really worth it. work around 9pm-1am an mostly take restaurant orders. I used to setup near busy restaurant areas. yeah its a bit extra gas but its tax deductible and you dont take shitty orders. I make nearly as much waiting around for good orders at easy location then just accepting every shitty order that pops up. if you deny an order and no1 takes it DoorDash will pay you more for the same order. Ive refused the same order at 2am around 3 times and it increased from $5 to $11 by just waiting 15 min for them to pay more. you wont make fast money but you can relax and take it easy working 4 hours that make nearly $20 an hour or work ur ass off barely making $18 at door dash

you can refuse around 1 for every 3 you take. during rush hours you generally take all of them because $8 or more for a delivery is pretty decent. but when its not that busy I will refuse everything thats shit and it doesnt effect my score much.as long as you keep it around 70-80% acceptance rate and youll be first to get the good orders too. the better your score the more likely they give you good orders first

>I also keep note of the people that don’t tip and spit in they food next time they order.

Don't most places seal the packages of food?

What's your favorite tea?
Mines subtlety

I should've snitch on this she boon

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honestly, as long as you only work prime time hours 9-2am and they give the bonus most orders are $8 or up and its easy to do 3 orders an hour. its just dub to work without the prime time extra money.

The first delivery the fees are waived. After that it's just regluar Doordash fees. Maybe a little less compared to other places, onsidering the partnership. That's all their delivery service is though just is still Doordash and there's a still crazy markups and cold food.

If you bother with that you're too stupid to doordash. You unassign and get something else. If you're dashing after 10pm when everything closes, gets real slow and your remaining options are drive thru only, you must be really desperate.

Doordash has freed me from being a wagie. I drive around listening to podcasts and right wing extremism and still average $20/hour. Don't have to worry about co-workers, managers, owners and especially not the covid retardation that many restaurants STILL abide by.

Today my """"work""""day consisted of 4 hours where I still made $100 and called it a day to play ER and complain about it on Any Forums.

is that the MacDonald's in Killeen Texas next to the HEB?

I can guarantee you the world would be a better place if everyone who used this shit died tomorrow.

You don’t like McDonald’s? Is it to be edgy?

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Probably to not be fat.

you be surprised..

Even if it wasnt saving money, im lazy with disposable income and not putting more miles on my car to eat like a fucking cow is pretty cool.

>pay double
>get cold food an hour later
But why though

Based
I work 3 days a week and go fishing the rest of the week.
I will never be a wagie or work more than 3 days a week again.

Just lie and say you didn’t get it

God, I love doordash, Uber eats, etc. most local restaurants have a pick up area where they place the bags for the drivers. Nothing better than walking in during evening rush, snagging a bag, and walking out. It’s like Christmas! Sometimes it’s not great, sometimes you hit the jackpot. Have enough local places here I can hit a new one every night and don’t need to repeat for months. Fuck, I love free food.

There are 100,000 mcdonalds all across the country, why would you ever use doordash. Its very likely there's one less than 2 miles away from you even if you're a desert hermit.

Just don’t eat it everyday, but that doesn’t mean it’s shit

I only like the double quarter pounder.

Lmao

kek

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Do you wear a mask?

Don't forget 30-40% of all that income is going away with taxes and if you do this solely, no w2 job, its recommended you do you pay taxes quarterly.
Just stop unless it's your side gig, if it isn't still stop and do instacart/Shipt. It's more active and fulfilling getting a busy family their groceries for dinner than bringing some college 3rd floor apartment bitch McDonalds. Also consider $150 grocery bill vs $17 fastfood bill, you're getting larger tips from instacart because actual rich people order grocerie. Meanwhile fastfood orderers have a financial crisis over the fucking delivery fee.

Hey OP- I respect your hustle, now I’m gonna tell you how to level up. Bust your ass doing this until you can bank a few grand. Then get on Craigslist and find an ultra cheap Prius from like 2012 (check the requirement for your city). Once you can get a minimally qualified Prius ditch doordash and start Uber driving. Between all the incentives they are offering, cash tips from people who feel sorry for me, and the gas up charges, you can literally make $500 a day now in any major US city. Good luck!!!