What is it like to own a horse?

Lies. Mares can be nice.

Raw pork recovers their stamina faster

Of course

>tfw no primitive proto-horse to show off to the crazy horse girls

Out here in northern Nevada you can adopt a feral horse for next to nothing. But it takes a lot of work to break em.

What is it like to fuck a horse?

They shit all over the place, they eat a lot, they alternate between dumb as fuck and evil genius, and they require a lot of upkeep.

>hows like to own an Equus Conversidens
Idk, i suppose you just store the fossil somewhere user

>evil genius
Escape artists, at least.
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When I was 5 years old a fat horse woman tried to blame me for spooking her horse of which she fell off of in front of everyone. She tried to sue my family for "damages". .

This. I will say that they can be really sweet, though.
Mom’s a horse girl. Dad obliged because she got cancer. Guess who mucked the patio.

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Nice animals if you are nice to them, but just like humans some can have bitchy personalities. A single horse requires a lot of care and work by itself, but as long as you keep it clean, keep it's stall clean and feed it enough it will stay healthy and strong. Even an average horse can be used for transportation and other types of manual work.
I used to work for a lady in Bulgaria who owned horses and it's much better than any other job I had.

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My family ran a very successful stable for many years. The first poster is right, it's expensive, they eat a lot, need a lot of space and have constant farrier/vet needs. Actually having a horse though, riding around in open land, its pretty amazing. Its like bikers always looking down on car drivers because of the feel of the open road, or atv guys looking down on bikers because of pavement, with a horse you don't even need a trail, you can forge your own. Hunting with horses can be very cool too, in the hills for elk, trailing hounds for mountain lion. Horses are very different than one another as well, even moreso than dogs. Some are jokers, some are mean, some are completely apathetic, some are moody, some are *always* ethusiastic, you have to get to know them and it takes time to earn trust and build that bond. I love horses and if you have the space and money they can be amazing.

You think she fucks her horses?

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>Also, horse girls are crazy.

Spoiled as fuck, and high propensity for burning coal to get back at their father.

>she

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Is that dandruff? Nasty whore.

its not your horse