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Zelensky accuses Putin of trying to cause a repeat of Chernobyl dailymail.co.uk
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Daily Mail: Russian shoppers cram into IKEA for a final bargain as the store suspends operations over Ukraine.
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Financial Times: Oil climbs above $110 a barrel as Russia intensifies assault on Ukraine.
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On Sunday, I was sat in my comfy chair (Jasmine Linen vintage, from John Lewis) watching the war in Ukraine on CNN. My mind wandered in the vista of carnage on display. I started to think 'Why?'. Why is this happening? Why did President Putin invade?
As my brain whirred into action, my eyes roved idly, taking in the surroundings. Suddenly, like a deep huff of top quality catnip, it hit me.
It was all linked. Brexit, Trump, Putin, Russia, Facebook, Sexism, Racism, Sunday drivers, The Alt Right, Pocket lint, Colonialism, Treading on a Lego brick, The War. It all ties together with Mr Banks.
Join up the dots, people. This war was a simple distraction: Putin, once again, providing cover for Mr Banks's nefarious activities.
What made the connection was seeing Chairman Miaows empty food bowl.
This war had me distracted, my focus on the TV, rather than the catflap. Banks had greased himself up, slithered through the catflap and devoured the delicious cat food whilst I was zoning out to the distracting explosions and mindless commentary.
I demand justice: My cats are hungry. Brexit means there is no cat food for sale ever again. This is a catastrophe of biblical proportions. I'm not exagarating an iota when I say this is the worst thing that has ever happened in Europe. We need a new Nuremburg trial to bring these criminals to justice.
Please send money.
>Shopkeeper who told deaf 81-year-old his EuroMillions ticket was a loser so she could steal his £130,000 win is jailed for 28 months
hate it when they "rip it up" and chuck it under the counter I only asked them to check it the cunts. Do it all online now like everything else
yeah
the way I see it if the ukrainian people didn't allow themselves to be propagandandised by the west this wouldn't have happened
and actions have consequences
I do feel bad for them
but this is what they've wrought
primarily the blame is on the west tho for seeking to expand
wasn't our place
regardless of economic justification
FACKIN' APPETIZER COURSE TOIM AT APPLEBEES CUNT
Who's gonna watch it? I want /ourbame/ to win of course! He's British just like (You) and me.
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based mum
Sounds like ol' tricky nicky alright
Your mum is fucking ugly AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
USA USA
wholesome mumposting
you don't even have a mum you fucking zygote
>Deviantart
Sonic fan? :^)
Oy vey! Look at Josh's mum. Straight Outta Auschwitz.
Ukraine has a real problem going forward, that being the issue of Ukrainian/Russian national identities. They can't go one direction without the other camp kicking off lmao. But it's quite complicated (goes beyond one-dimensional analysis like which language is spoken), so I won't pretend I have a solution.
My diagnosis: shit's fucked
Josh why would you let me know who it was you were posting the ivf shit about
That was silly
how goes not eating bread? just had a lush tiger roll
Keep an eye out
anyway this is a banger
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hahahaha nah lad deviantart has some nice wallpapers
not that I actually use any of them because I always go back to the black sun one but whatever
vhm-alex / alex cherry has some nice stuff
yeah, thats what I mean
I think the only solution is to sort out its own internal politics, tell both sides to fuck off and stay out if there's not gonna be friendly cooperation and remove foreign influence to be truly neutral
might be past that point now tho
its not though?
not bad yanno lad
had some decent poos
not farting as much
energy levels up
no anxiety
decent
had a couple of slices of toast, but only small ones that came with me brekkie
not like me usual 4-6 slices a day lmao
tiger bread is nice with scouse
u ok lad?
for what lad
How the fuck do you get caught?
*Single tear*
payment?
If it was done by card, maybe?
picked up my dogs ashes today after he passed a few weeks ago. thought I'd be fine but folded like a cheap suit when I got in the car...just want him back lads
Based funny boomer
good thanks pal, looking for some new house plants not exactly exciting
>for what lad
for eddie being contrarian
aw lad
RIP
me mum just lost her cat of 17 years last week
is currently waiting for the ashes to come home
can tell you loved your dog
he lived a good life lad x
Thinking about how Europe's energy dependence limits its ability to sanction Russia makes me realise how fucked we'll be if/when China start to act up.
Ah they look very similar
For example, the Euromaidan protesters were like 90% from Western Ukraine, Ukrainian was spoken by around 80% of the protesters (percentages are roughly accurate). Clearly inflated numbers skewing towards an extensive nationalist presence but fuck all from the East
>The percentage of people who do not support the protesters was 81% in East Ukraine, 60% in South Ukraine, in Central Ukraine 27% and in Western Ukraine 11%
bless you brother, must be hard as fuck