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Zelensky accuses Putin of trying to cause a repeat of Chernobyl dailymail.co.uk
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Daily Mail: Russian shoppers cram into IKEA for a final bargain as the store suspends operations over Ukraine.
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Financial Times: Oil climbs above $110 a barrel as Russia intensifies assault on Ukraine.
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On Sunday, I was sat in my comfy chair (Jasmine Linen vintage, from John Lewis) watching the war in Ukraine on CNN. My mind wandered in the vista of carnage on display. I started to think 'Why?'. Why is this happening? Why did President Putin invade?
As my brain whirred into action, my eyes roved idly, taking in the surroundings. Suddenly, like a deep huff of top quality catnip, it hit me.
It was all linked. Brexit, Trump, Putin, Russia, Facebook, Sexism, Racism, Sunday drivers, The Alt Right, Pocket lint, Colonialism, Treading on a Lego brick, The War. It all ties together with Mr Banks.
Join up the dots, people. This war was a simple distraction: Putin, once again, providing cover for Mr Banks's nefarious activities.
What made the connection was seeing Chairman Miaows empty food bowl.
This war had me distracted, my focus on the TV, rather than the catflap. Banks had greased himself up, slithered through the catflap and devoured the delicious cat food whilst I was zoning out to the distracting explosions and mindless commentary.
I demand justice: My cats are hungry. Brexit means there is no cat food for sale ever again. This is a catastrophe of biblical proportions. I'm not exagarating an iota when I say this is the worst thing that has ever happened in Europe. We need a new Nuremburg trial to bring these criminals to justice.
Please send money.
>Shopkeeper who told deaf 81-year-old his EuroMillions ticket was a loser so she could steal his £130,000 win is jailed for 28 months
hate it when they "rip it up" and chuck it under the counter I only asked them to check it the cunts. Do it all online now like everything else
yeah
the way I see it if the ukrainian people didn't allow themselves to be propagandandised by the west this wouldn't have happened
and actions have consequences
I do feel bad for them
but this is what they've wrought
primarily the blame is on the west tho for seeking to expand
wasn't our place
regardless of economic justification
FACKIN' APPETIZER COURSE TOIM AT APPLEBEES CUNT
Who's gonna watch it? I want /ourbame/ to win of course! He's British just like (You) and me.
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based mum
Sounds like ol' tricky nicky alright
