Why won't they just join EU and be part of us?

Why don't you become a part of russia?
What do they have to gain by going independent?

The future we were promised

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It was with such a dumb list of demands it was an attempy in name only. Purely a "but we tried it the peaceful way" rethoric.

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>implying Germany would let them in
People don't get it. EU is a German plantation now. That's why countried that'd have al ot of votes like Turkey or Russia would get stalled. Only after Germany slips up will we see anything like that

Also Russia is a secret service dictatorship, so that would have to go. Who's going to tell mr Poop-in? Eh? Nobody? Right.

We tried, multiple times. Even Putin tried, until he realized that all this "friendliness" bullshit spoonfed to Gorbachev and Yeltsin is only used by politicians and strategists to break Russia even further apart. EU, NATO and globohomo don't need an industrulialized nation, they need a lot of dependent and subservient shitholes like Ukraine.

Of course, Putin is a massive faggot and a nigger for not rebuilding the economy first, and now Russia is doomed to break up again. I hope the next ruler of what's left of it will be like our Deng Xiaoping.

Russia has talked about entering NATO three times if I am not mistaken. They were simply turned down. It was not a serious proposal but still, NATO has essentially denied even discussing possibility of Russia joining NATO.

> De-facto dissolve NATO, kicking out half members
> gib more Ukrainian clay
> Change Ukrainian foreign policy 180 degrees
> Give all Ukrainian weapons except small arms to Russia

If you disagree, we will consider it attack on our state.

Now it's time to join Polish Commonwealth and realign with the only correct timeline.

These demands are completely reasonable and sane. Cope, seethe and hide in your shelter or something.

Ironically, Putin was a big fan of Russia NATO cooperation until they kept being sidelined

>YES HAHAHA HIDE, WE BOMB U!!! HHHAHAH
>reunifying Rus b t w, uwu

Useful idiots that live in comfortable west countries are the biggest retards possible. The majority of Russians are westernised/americanised you just havent met one in your life. They watch the same netflix and TV movies you do, listen to mainstream pop/rap, dress the same branded clothes, drive the same cars, etc. Their way of life has some of the highest rates of alcoholism and HIV.

The USSR also prided itself on it's diversity you retard and Russia today has the largest muslim population in Europe, they're more open to immigration then Germany it's just nobody is delusional to move there

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Under Clinton, it's in Putin's speech that know one in NATO or the State Dept apparently watched.
That's wild speculation.
It's the easiest and simplest way to avoid war. Russia probably would have denied only due to suspicion. But you cannot blame them. West is very deceitful.

no one*

How about you put some seeds in your pocket?