How does the average joe even get an office job?

You need at least a bachelor's. That's why I laugh at all these zoomer men not going to college. Good luck making more than 20 an hour out there son.

I also said I was multi racial and disabled. I'm a little hard of hearing, and who's to say what multi racial is.
-t. Former office fag that rolls out of bed walks 8 ft and clocks in.

I once got a mail delivery job in an office building. I was terrible. I used to take naps in the handicap bathroom

have a vagina.

This. Half the time they don't even check for a Bachelor's.

You don't want to...our goldsteinvergowitz ceo bragged 60% of our employees are niggers and 75% are women. This is still not diverse enough...a nation of bitter men seeing no point in society is what kikes want.

But I dont want to be a tranny.

you'll be surrounded by even greater idiots in office spaces because you go up 30 IQ points from cashier and construction to office which sits neatly in clinically midwit territory.
the jews want you to first complete some free work (((internship))) where you either do fuck all or just the same shit as everyone else for no pay. If you're lucky enough they'll take you and you go from there.

Die

I work for a British firm in my city and got in with a BA. My English is a very high level though and I can thank many hours playing vidya for that

I took a huge pay cut, and have to deal with women. it's not all it's cracked up to be, but I get to come home to my kids every night. those smiles make it all worth it.

Have you tried applying for office jobs?

>a nation of bitter men seeing no point in society is what kikes want
I wonder how will that turn out

>Lol associates is nothing. Every jobs wants at least a bachelor's
every job says that in the requirements but you'd be surprised how many places will let it slide if you go through a recruiting company like Robert Half or whatever one is popular in your area. Been doing this shit for 20 years

Bullshit. They check references and certs all the time. I always get my refs calling me back to tell me that interviewer called them.

Pretty much. They are pushing white men out of society. Even in the trades you have to compete with paco and Jorge.

Wait is going to a temp agency to get an office job litterly that simple?

>I wonder how will that turn out
surely, this time it will work out better than the previous uncountable attempts.

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That job exists, but not for you. Unless you are brown, a woman or something is wrong with you like gay or transgender. You gotta stay out of that office environment if you can. I hear what you say about trades, but the secret to that, is if you are intelligent enough, you turn it into a biz hiring other tradies and then and only then have you righteously earned that office spot.

>I don’t want to be surrounded by idiots
no offense taken, my dude. I left teaching high school for trades (wastewater management) when Covid policy made my job unbearable. Best choice I ever made. But yes, I am surrounded by idiots at work, and any meaningful conversation is impossible. The money makes it worth it though.

>Wait is going to a temp agency to get an office job litterly that simple?
You go to an actual recruiting agency, not a temp agency. You'll work as known as a "contractor". They are usually 3 month, 6 month or 12 month contracts. The recruiters only form of payment comes from if they place somebody, so they can sell the most useless/underqualifed person to decent paying roles.
I swear to god it's that simple. I have three degrees and my twin brother has no college exerpeience. We both make almost 200k/yr doing same thing (software development managers)

Well, with the amount of information you can have nowadays people are more cultured when it comes to kikes. And people know the germans were too soft on them, so I expect things to go bloody this time.

Pretty much, but every year more and more companies check and it gets harder to BS even about the smallest things.

So do they set me up with interviews, and I all I have to do is not seem like some retard.

Yep, I've done it before when I was hard up for a job. Most of it is contract work but as long as you aren't completely retarded, you'll get hired on full time.

>So do they set me up with interviews, and I all I have to do is not seem like some retard.
That's exactly it. They'll tell you what to fix on your resume, how to "stretch the truth without lying" and do all the leg work for you. If you can come off as a normie, then it's very simple. (I'm a legit autist but learned how to behave like a normie/brad)

yes, it is that simple. I have been doing the same for 15 plus years.
Temp agencies are shit, you'll get shit pay and shit positions with companies that are assgoblins, that's why you're getting the job there.
But after enough time, you accumulate all the work experience, and then doors start to open.

I'm no degree, 15 + years in my field, I finally made it to somewhere decent and recently snagged a government job doing the same line of work.

Now I'm working on a degree, and I'll be able to move up and get paid a little better.

Temp agencies. The jobs are there, they're just shit for a while.

Thanks for the information mutt. Who knew Americans could actually be helpful

Sure thing fren. Now share this knowledge with others. I've helped so many people over the years in dead end jobs like mcdonald's be making 60k-100k+ 3 years later after giving them this advice