The FBI will come to your door if you Fedpost

I thought that this shit was limited to the UK but apparently not.

A couple months ago I was under a lot of stress and so I fedposted on POL to blow off some steam and trigger the trannies that are raiding the websites. Talking about doing bad things to Jews in minecraft mostly.

Well today two FBI agents showed up at my door to "investigate a threat". I insisted that what I posted was creative fiction, and was intended to blow off steam and upset people, not actual plans that I was intending to follow through with. They seemed to be satisfied by that and left after asking me for my social media accounts. They even admitted that posting what I did is not illegal, but that they had to investigate it anyway.

How fucked am I? They said that they now have me on file, and that if I ever get in trouble with the police they will be able to view my file. Apparently they contacted my employer as well, they claimed that they didn't reveal anything specific, but now I need to come up with some story for my boss about why the FBI would contact them about me.

I'm worried that they will use it to blackmail me or show it to future employers. I'm also worried that I might not be able to buy firearms in the future. I never broke the law and yet FBI agents can still come to my door? WTF? Shit is way worse than I thought in the US. What should I do?

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wait Any Forums isn't anonymous?

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It is but they will track you through your IP address. Why do you think VPN is banned on this site? I just assumed that as long as you weren't breaking the law they couldn't do anything.

link to fedpost?

ITT: OP wanted newfrens, explains how

>It is but they will track you through your IP address. Why do you think VPN is banned on this site? I just assumed that as long as you weren't breaking the law they couldn't do anything.
every site that doesn't allow torposting/vpning posting is probably a honeypot or controlled opposition lets be real

Proof?

Bro I posted it like 4 months ago how would I have a link?

Do you mean to tell me you don't send a constant stream of deliberate disinfo and encoded threats to your feds? The fuck is wrong with you, pussy?

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ask them for a job, you can save them so much time

>yfw they fall for the minecraft meme

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What did you post?

Don't post threats, retard. Don't say that you want to overthrow the government, blabla. This board is for shitposting. Just say you hate niggers and leave it at that. The reality is unless you're an _actual_ terrorist, they don't give a shit about you. That's why they left you alone. They have real terrorists to catch. That's not you, right?

the entire thing grew out of a project that was recording all the phone calls made everywhere on tape

Tell them to get fucked and to get the fuck off your property and wasting your time.

All federal agents deserve to go blind
>POL
kys turbonigger

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How can I prove it? They left a contact card, the best I can do is post it with a timestamp and the officer's contact info blurred.

Sage, just a glownigger trying to make you scared of posting

Sounds like blackmail. What reason would they go to your employer? They trying to get you fired. You should file a lawsuit for defamation if you lose your job because of this.

I believe you, your story matches up with what other people described about federal agents

What kinda stuff did you post tho? Shit I haven't done anything illegal but i'm lowkey scared to be using this site now ngl. I've made a few jokes about telling trannies to kill themselves

you are a nigger

Who is behind those "Lower Age of Consent" threads?

if you have any weapons in your residence I suggest you relocate them somewhere trust worthy and just say you misplaced them. just in case they get a warrant or some bullshit and take your stuff

>Don't post threats, retard. Don't say that you want to overthrow the government, blabl
Leftists say this all the time in addition to wanting to execute everyone richer than them

but that's fine i guess because the feds are on their side

Lmao if anyone is falling for this

Cool story

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Your computer is compromised now user.
Welcome to the watchlist.

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Note for non-larping anons: there is no reason to ever talk to law enforcement without an attorney present. And if they don't have a warrant on you, you can just ignore them. It's not illegal to ignore knocks on the front door. If a cop's arresting you, all you have to give them is your name and DOB. Otherwise, the best thing you can do to help yourself is to not help with the investigation.

>Can't into 4plebs
At least learn how shit works around here before you come here with a LARP

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fake and gay

Sounds fake and gay but I'd show your employer the latest DHS NTAS Bulletin that says you're a threat it you "undermine public trust in US govt institutions," say that your innocuous comment online about not being sure the govt was telling the whole truth got you a visit from the FBI. Do you really think anyone will side against you? Everyone but scum hate feds right now, everyone sees what you're doing and have done now
Btw fuck you glowniggers reading this, stop listening to my phone calls you faggots are fucking obvious

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>Talking about doing bad things to Jews in minecraft mostly.
Life isn't a game kiddo. You got what you deserved. Get rekt and stay mad.

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Good! They better show the fuck up and ready to go because when they do.
I'm gonna invite them in for coffee and lunch because I'm a very lonely man and would like some company and friends

>I never broke the law and yet FBI agents can still come to my door?
Well, yeah, no shit they can. It's not like theres any law that says that glowniggers cant go up to your door or anything. You dont have to talk to them, but they have the freedom to try and get you to willingly talk. Dunno why they contacted your employer though, sounds fucky. Maybe sue if you lose your job over this.

Not in muttland, I don't care

>50% of anons are glowies
>50% of anons are off-duty glowies
>50% of anons are normal retards
>thinking the glowies aren't monitoring this site

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Lucky bastard, they killed my cat to try and scare me.

>impersonates law enforcement online to spread hateful messaging
I mean I tend to be on the side of trusting people not to be so fucking retarded as to take that seriously here but then again there are people as retarded as you who fucking do it so…

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I'm going to throw a battery into the ocean tomorrow take that glowniggers you cannot stop it

>Who is behind those "Lower Age of Consent" threads?
their bosses

Yo wtf are yall getting me into I stg. I'm not even fucking racist can I get in trouble for associating with you guys

They left this card, I'm blurring his contact info bc I don't want anyone harassing him while my life and future is in his hands. He already contacted my employer idk what he will do next.

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Why didn't you just shoot them? Americans always say that their freedoms such as freedom of speech are protected since they have guns

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First time being visited by a 3 letter agency?

Try harder, I got visited 6 months ago for recommending somebody fly a drone over Michelle Obama’s birthday party and drop pictures of her with a huge dick, even drew out a map of the area as a funny joke

Jannies banned me for that one

>>>protecting feds

You deserve it

your low key targeted when you come to this site.

Unless you are very skilled or closely looked into it even virtual private networks aren’t really cutting it. It’s in the name virtual privacy. Not real privacy. It’s not a surprise.

I don't believe you. To me your OP seems designed to chill speech and cause fear
Probably because he's lying
Probably

I hope some feds come to my door so my boobytraps come in handy :)

why are your hands so soft?

You’re fine, kind of surreal when it happens I would recommend it

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Because they're still US citizens in addition to being feds. You don't just shoot someone for knocking on your door to talk. OP is dumb for answering questions. Now if they tried to force their way in however

Nice fake card.

Bro this post has made me scared af, i'm just a teenager in high school and I don't want my life ruined over talking shit about trannies on the internet

i havent made any threats or done anything remotely illegal btw, but as this user said they build a file on you altho he said way more sus shit than me so idk bruh

Do they put you on a no fly list or sum??

Those hands and nails have never seen a honest day of work

I fedpost all the time, come talk to me FBI.

Wait a minute, the Feds and Glowies were responsible for those threads? Do they justify creating those threads by saying that the current age of consent is a Jewish Feminist conspiary to reduce White Birthrates?

It's like the Matrix. You can choose to sleep and suck boomer Zionist cock, or you can take the red pill and fight for change that matters by standing up to the Jewish system. Your choice.

They cute. Especially squishy butt.

this is an unironic fedpost to try and scare you from saying what should be said:

journalists, politicians, and businessmen should all fear for their lives.

Fear thread made by shills or glows

I hope they come to my door.

I am dangerous and am planning something very dangerous feds.

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I will go for fake and gay
did they had a screenshot of your post with minecraft on it?

>feds come to my door
This. I fedpost on a daily basis and I never made any new glownigger friends irl.

Tell them to go fuck themselves and hire a lawyer. Time to get paid to sue the fed bois.

CITE YOUR RIGHTS
RECORD
HAVE MULTIPLE WITNESSES

If you post here when you’re under 18 they send you to prison user…

Nothing fake about it, that's precisely what agents do when they check on a lead.

>Leaf sets boobytraps
>Feds show up, disarm traps, then beat him senseless with rake

Nothing personal leaf.

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Maybe you should contact a lawyer. Whenever I fedpost I greentext.

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DBAP. DeeBap! Muh nigga. DBAP! Don't Be A Pussy and shit post more Glowenol infused materials in Minecraft fagboi. Shit gon be aight.

I'm worried about how many cocks you fit in your mouth at the same time ABC boy. I get the feeling your lips are cracked and in need of chap stick.

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DEAR GLOWNIGGERS. PLEASE ADD TO MY FILE THAT OP IS A FAGGOT. SIEG HEIL 14/88

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Did you show them your power-level?

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Wew lad
>glowie info
I want my own personal glowie fren

Lol, I think I remember that thread.


I met the alphabet boys once. They called my phone and basically didn't stop calling until I answered. A roommate I had, like 5 years ago, was applying for security clearance and they wanted me to tell them if he was a drug addict or whatever. Met the agent at a coffee shop across the street from my house which was creepy because I was paying cash for a place without an address

the reason behind those threads are irrelevant they're made to make us look bad. There's never any discussion in those threads, and its always a countdown until someone posts jb or actual cunny in them and gets it shut down, which makes any actual discussion on the topic be associated with pedo shit, thats the truth

>But, your honor, the post in question was in green text.
>Well, user, I don't see any flaw in your defense. Case dismissed.

Hey knucklehead. Gookmoot will give the glowies our IPs dood

Support Cat. What does a Dispenser Cat look like?

Hey squishy butt. I hope you like those Sirius keys I gave you. Helps you see what all the political retards are doing. Uwu cutie. Love you.

How many Anons fell for that crap?

LARPing demoralization attempt.

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>fakes domestic terrorism
WHY ARE THE DOMESTIC TERRORISM POLICE SHOWING UP?!?!

no pic ?
no audio ?
no ring vid?
didnt happen
>not gonna make with opsec like that OP

Gas the kikes, race war now!

This is a fedpost

>guilt by association
Fuck off nigger you’re here for life

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anyone that posts in those threads without spice, so, a lot of fucking people.

Gotta keep those niggers on their toes

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They didn't want to just talk, they were clearly there to send a message that they will take revenge if OP doesn't obey and not write fan fiction about jews anymore, maybe the FBI didn't know OP had guns so they couldn't know that his freedoms cannot be limited

If you never got tried in a court of law then youre fine. Feds have been hassling people since the beginning.

ps. glowies can suck my cock

>They even admitted that posting what I did is not illegal, but that they had to investigate it anyway.
desu they sounded like somewhat chill fedbros just having to do a regular retarded part of the job

>Tell them to go fuck themselves and hire a lawyer. Time to get paid to sue the fed bois.
That could backfire, especially if it really was just a joke. Those field agents are there just to check a box. Write the report, file it, move onto the next stupid thing. If you don't let them check the box, they might decide to escalate. They truly don't give a shit, they just want to move on. You think they enjoy driving across town to interview someone shitposting on pol?

>he doesn't know
How do you think Gookmoot is able to keep this site up after other less extreme sites got their payment processor taken away?

No shit. If you really get visited by the feds DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR. If they won't go away, talk to them through the door and tell them you aren't opening the door, and that if they have a warrant you are unarmed (hopefully you're actually unarmed) to break the door down. Otherwise they need to leave because they are not wanted on your property.

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just own it you fucking pussy, and tell your employer to mind their fucking business, be a man

Mom the creative fiction is totally out of control again.

I run some internet infrastructure. Last year some new people from "Amazon" were hired as executives and immediatly pushed for us to start logging any queries we could, even stuff that didn't make sense to log.
Anything that doesn't leave your computer fully encrypted with the public/shared key of the intended reader is absolutely being logged and analyzed and most often can be traced back to you with some minimal amount of work.
But I fedpost all the time and no one has come after me.