CBS Report: "Russian Spies Are Everywhere"

You see that cute chick on the subway? BAM! Russian crisis actor. That weird lump on your left nut? CRISIS ACTOR. Your wife is sleeping with another man? he's a crisis actor and so is why. Man, just can't trust your eyes these days.

cbsnews.com/news/russian-spies-operation-ghost-stories-fbi-declassified/

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>after taking a breaking from attempting to kidnap Gretchen Witmer, the fbi warns us about the danger of Russian spies

Kys glowies

Army of the Russian brides
Communism sympathizer
You never know because most Americans don't know how to act American
Salt program, kids rased in Russia to be Americans then have communist kids in America.

you see that jewish child molester being arrested on the news for murdering children? BAM typical jew

>BAM
You mean the Baikal–Amur Mainline railway in RUSSIA????
OP IS A RUSSIAN SPY KILL HIM IMMEDIATELY

That doesn't happen, you

Can confirm I am a Russian spy tapped into the cyber psychic Duginist meme network. Dump your meds.

>yfw these keywords unironically trigger an investigation and you get mentally raped by psyweapons in the process

The ballae is very Russian spy
Also I notice Siberian husky dog, may also be spy.

cant talk about blowing shit up anymore faggot

Huskies are the masterbreed, nothing to worry about

What is the difference between Jews and Russian Jews ?

where do i sign up to be a russian crisis actor? does it pay well?

I actually 'dated' a cute Russian slut when I was 19 that I met at a bar, she would bring me to her nice ass house and we'd fuck. She'd try to get me to bring my friend to gang her. Her dad was this really buff masculine Russian guy so I was always super polite, but he never seemed to give a single fuck what his daughter was doing and was always out. Then one night when we were super hammered I started talking shit about Jews and conspiracies and mentioned that the CIA and kgb and she said kgb how do you know kgb? My dad is kgb

This was like 9 years ago but I look back now and think yeah, he probably was some sort of agent

Everyone in this dumb thread is cracking jokes not realizing the left/jews will just accuse you one day of being a "Russian agent" and jailing you without trial.

I hope you've dug your own mineshaft

What about white Russian drink ? That may be something to turn you into Russian.

I'm sorry i don't understand. Could you be more explicit?

She injected your penis with kgb juice, you are now Russian agent