CBS Report: "Russian Spies Are Everywhere"

You see that cute chick on the subway? BAM! Russian crisis actor. That weird lump on your left nut? CRISIS ACTOR. Your wife is sleeping with another man? he's a crisis actor and so is why. Man, just can't trust your eyes these days.


cbsnews.com/news/russian-spies-operation-ghost-stories-fbi-declassified/

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>after taking a breaking from attempting to kidnap Gretchen Witmer, the fbi warns us about the danger of Russian spies

Kys glowies

Army of the Russian brides
Communism sympathizer
You never know because most Americans don't know how to act American
Salt program, kids rased in Russia to be Americans then have communist kids in America.

you see that jewish child molester being arrested on the news for murdering children? BAM typical jew

>BAM
You mean the Baikal–Amur Mainline railway in RUSSIA????
OP IS A RUSSIAN SPY KILL HIM IMMEDIATELY

That doesn't happen, you

Can confirm I am a Russian spy tapped into the cyber psychic Duginist meme network. Dump your meds.

>yfw these keywords unironically trigger an investigation and you get mentally raped by psyweapons in the process

The ballae is very Russian spy
Also I notice Siberian husky dog, may also be spy.