ENTER the MIGHTIEST fusion.
Dragon Ball Super
Benjamin Martinez
Ryder Walker
Hot MONKEY DICK...
Adrian Rodriguez
>Citizens of Universe 7, we are sorry to inform you that Son Goku, Representative of Universe 7, was shot and killed today after resisting arrest, promptly after he was caught in the act of committing Rape.
>The Galactic Patrol were alerted to a "suspicious, monkey-like individual acting in a psychotic manner" from which they responded swiftly. Upon arrival, a member of the Representatives from Universe 6 rushed over to the Galctic Patrol responders showing obvious signs of abuse and sexual violence.
>Despite responding in an appropriate manner, the responders could not deescalate the situation and responded with appropriate force when the assailant tried to flee.
Parker Taylor
Gogeta
>fuses by touching fingers together
Vegito
>fuses by touching dicks together
Aiden Edwards
Why does Gogeta where a floatie? does he not know how to swim?
Caleb Barnes
>where
RUN.
Gavin Turner
oh shit I did do that didn't I? I'll escort myself out...
Zachary Torres
Look at how boring and tedious it is too scroll through these threads. Jiren DAMN I told you so.
William Cox
Why do dragon ball characters shoot energy blasts when they could shoot each other with guns instead?
Jason Scott
the only thing that works is by creating tech that simulates chi blasts, whether that be the androids or a ring laser thing.
Gabriel White
>I will defeat Jiren!
Gabriel Wood
Bejita: *Fires gun at Goku's head*
*Small flag with 'bang' written on it comes out*
Bejita: "What the?!?+" *Looks down barrel of gun*
*Gun fires in Bejita's face*
Levi Flores
>a ring laser thing
The laser was confirmed to be weaker than the gun Bulma used in the first chapter of OG.
Jacob Cook
Fu-
>+
Run. NOW.
Mason Flores
...but enough about CHADCHAD ENJICHAD.
Cooper Gray
wanted more Mr. Satan and Capsule Corp shenanigans
Max Cell was a let down. Just a screaming monster
I liked the Arale reference for Pan
also, there was only dudes in the theatre. usually faggy nerds, girls or couples go to an anime movie
wow
Michael Gomez
Bejita: "I have you now, Kakarot!" *Fires bazooka at Goku*
Goku: "Hey, a penny!" *Bends over and picks up penny as rocket flies over his head*
Bejita: *Rocket hits his house* "OH NO AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!"
David Clark
So why didn't you post Vegehan?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I flee in shame... forgive me...
Easton Edwards
Han? BEAST.
Cooper Green
Oh my bad, I was trying to make sense of how SSJB Goku could get injured like that from something that isnt a fighter's attack. I didn't realize things had become that retarded.
Gabriel Watson
Wouldn't this fusion be weaker than Vegerot?
Alexander Powell
FLOPvie
Brandon Lewis
>I was trying to make sense of how SSJB Goku could get injured like that from something that isnt a fighter's attack
Perfect ki control so anything can kill you.
Ian Edwards
But enough about MUI BEAST Gokhan...
Ryder Young
Bejita: "Here, Kakarot, have a cupcake" *Hands Goku cupcake with lit dynamite sticking out of it*
Goku: "Thanks, pal!" *Swallows cupcake whole*
Goku: *Cupcake explodes as smoke pours out of his mouth and ears*
Goku: "Boy, that cupcake sure was spicy, Bejita! May I have another?"
Angel Morales
thank you looney tunes poster
Ayden Walker
This is the strongest fusion, but Goku is so disgustingly WEAK, that it's weaker than than normal Jiren. Seriously, base Goku fusing with any Jiren is not equivalent exchange. Only way for the Goku fusion to work properly is when he's in MUI mode prior, but MUI can only last for so long.
John Morris
Bejita: Quick Kakarot eat these blue senzu bean!
*Bejita hands Goku a handful of rat poison*
Goku: Aw thanks Bejita, I was getting worn out!
Jacob Morris
>Vegerot
get out
Bentley Diaz
Here's what it looks like
Juan Jackson
I got fired today.
Josiah Hughes
FUNNY!!!!!
Zachary Flores
I fired a RATku rat today.
Luis Hernandez
Goku: *Runs up to Bejita's mousehole* "Bejita, come out! Power Pole, extend!*
*Power Pole extends into Bejita's mousehole*
Bejita: *Grabs Power Pole head and creeps out the back door, around Goku and points it at his rectum*
Goku: "Still not comin' out? You asked for it! Power Pole, EXTENDAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"
Mason Bell
What happened?
Colton Thomas
Not funny.
Justin Torres
Jiren bros...I don't feel so good....
Levi Lopez
tenbro btw.
Brandon Barnes
Goku would splat Jiren in one hit and be disqualified.
Jeremiah Thompson
Why doesn't Goku use his power pole anymore?
Jack Baker
*Goku and Bejita going skydiving and fall through the air*
Goku: *Deploys parachute*
Bejita: *Pulls cord and an anvil comes out*
Goku: "Quick, use your backup chute!"
Bejita: *Pulls backup cord and second anvil comes out*
Bejita: *Looks at camera and holds up sign that reads 'RIP'*
Caleb Johnson
Reminder that MUI TARDku with all his ass-pull and might lost to an already tired RENJI.
Asher Collins
>For the last time Kakarot(F), I’m NOT kissing your husband!
Jace Rivera
because promotional art, it's canonically still stuck in Karin's Tower and connected to the Lookout.
Jason Diaz
>Chichi(M) raped Kakarot(F)
Isaiah Carter
besides*
Ayden Perry
looks better than any of the new saiyans
Gabriel Martin
Carter Hall
*Z Fighters at bowling alley*
Goku: *Mistakes Krillin's bald head as bowling ball and throws him at pins*
Goku: "Oops! Sorry, buddy!"
Krillin: *Sits up dazed and smiling with bowling pins floating around his head as he's swept behind the lane*