Let's say a studio has greenlit an adaptation of Calvin & Hobbes. What would have to be done for it for it not to be an abomination?
Let's say a studio has greenlit an adaptation of Calvin & Hobbes...
The production would have to be cancelled.
All black cast of course.
Hobbes voiced by Idris Elba, Calvin is portrayed by Zendaya. His parents are Beyonce and Denzel.
A Seth Rogen joint. Hobbes voiced by Seth of course.
>WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY
Calvin & Hobbes is reddit garbage
Don't even joke about that shit
DO NOT give them ideas
This, calvin couldn't be a rambunctious white boy, he'd have to be an underprivileged spook who got Hobbes by stealing him during a home invasion in an affluent white neighborhood, where all the white people are rich and bad.
It would have to be fully hand drawn 2D animation.
eHEhehe
Watterson was 100% correct pretty much all the other comic strips were drawn by hack faggots, when they would put old C&H sunday strips next to the modern ones in my newspaper it was insane how pathetic everything else looked by comparison.
Fucking cancel it.
bill waterson would never give up the rights, he wont even allow merch to be made
lmao
CalArts style Calvin & Hobbes. Also, this
Piss on every car brands logo in existence
David Spade as Calvin
Daniel Tosh as Hobbes
No de-aging cgi
Krazy Kat, now that was a good comic strip
Watterson is the only based cartoonist of our time. He completely BTFO'd his competitors as hacks.
What about Dildobert
It would have to be immediately cancelled and then every single person involved would have to publicly apologize before committing seppuku.
what a shit meme
>Calvin & Hobbes is reddit garbage
If something was created before reddit, it can't be reddit you dumb faggot.
What he went off the depends?
*This is America by Childish Gamibo*
THIS SUMMER
*alarm clock going off*
Hobbes (voiced by Coach McGurk): Calvin, wake up! It's time to play Fortnite!
THINGS ARE GOING TO GET...
Calvin (voiced by the rabbit girl from Bob's Burgers): Prom is tomorrow, and I still don't have a date!
Hobbes: You could go with Susie.
*Susie is black now*
*record scratch*
*And I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston*
A LITTLE...
Calvin: As a white male, I feel it's important that at moments like this I check my privilege and for that reason I will be giving myself a handicap at Calvin ball. That gives me an extra two points.
Hobbes: Uh, I don't think that's how handicaps work.
Calvin: Yes they do!
*fighting*
IMAGINATIVE
Calvin: You know, this film and others like it are just a shameless corporate cash grab pushed out by studios lacking in any sort of creativity and originality.
Hobbes: So... you wanna see it!
Calvin: YEAH! *high five!*
*Calvin flosses*
oh, and it's all animated in 3D and Hobbes has ultra realistic fur.
yeah this
1/10, apply yourself
Change Hobbes' voice to James Corden and Calvin's voice to Sarah Silverman.
Scott Adams never recovered from the suicide of his son.
Keep all the pretentious reddit bullshit from the strIps and the pseudo intellectuals will eat it up.
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