Let's say a studio has greenlit an adaptation of Calvin & Hobbes. What would have to be done for it for it not to be an abomination?
Let's say a studio has greenlit an adaptation of Calvin & Hobbes...
Cooper Roberts
Josiah Smith
The production would have to be cancelled.
Jaxon Wright
All black cast of course.
Tyler Sanchez
Hobbes voiced by Idris Elba, Calvin is portrayed by Zendaya. His parents are Beyonce and Denzel.
Hunter Lee
A Seth Rogen joint. Hobbes voiced by Seth of course.
Ryder Russell
>WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY
Brayden Lopez
Calvin & Hobbes is reddit garbage
Cooper Jackson
Don't even joke about that shit
Lincoln Jones
DO NOT give them ideas
Michael Parker
This, calvin couldn't be a rambunctious white boy, he'd have to be an underprivileged spook who got Hobbes by stealing him during a home invasion in an affluent white neighborhood, where all the white people are rich and bad.
Chase Nguyen
It would have to be fully hand drawn 2D animation.
Luke Sanders
eHEhehe
Ian Robinson
Watterson was 100% correct pretty much all the other comic strips were drawn by hack faggots, when they would put old C&H sunday strips next to the modern ones in my newspaper it was insane how pathetic everything else looked by comparison.
Nathaniel King
Fucking cancel it.
Austin Hill
bill waterson would never give up the rights, he wont even allow merch to be made
Austin Nguyen
lmao
Benjamin Ward
CalArts style Calvin & Hobbes. Also, this
Noah Turner
Piss on every car brands logo in existence
Jackson Baker
David Spade as Calvin
Daniel Tosh as Hobbes
No de-aging cgi
Owen Davis
Krazy Kat, now that was a good comic strip
Camden Lewis
Watterson is the only based cartoonist of our time. He completely BTFO'd his competitors as hacks.
Kevin Barnes
What about Dildobert
Dominic Phillips
It would have to be immediately cancelled and then every single person involved would have to publicly apologize before committing seppuku.
Henry Green
what a shit meme
Eli Nguyen
>Calvin & Hobbes is reddit garbage
If something was created before reddit, it can't be reddit you dumb faggot.
Kayden Carter
What he went off the depends?
John Perez
*This is America by Childish Gamibo*
THIS SUMMER
*alarm clock going off*
Hobbes (voiced by Coach McGurk): Calvin, wake up! It's time to play Fortnite!
THINGS ARE GOING TO GET...
Calvin (voiced by the rabbit girl from Bob's Burgers): Prom is tomorrow, and I still don't have a date!
Hobbes: You could go with Susie.
*Susie is black now*
*record scratch*
*And I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston*
A LITTLE...
Calvin: As a white male, I feel it's important that at moments like this I check my privilege and for that reason I will be giving myself a handicap at Calvin ball. That gives me an extra two points.
Hobbes: Uh, I don't think that's how handicaps work.
Calvin: Yes they do!
*fighting*
IMAGINATIVE
Calvin: You know, this film and others like it are just a shameless corporate cash grab pushed out by studios lacking in any sort of creativity and originality.
Hobbes: So... you wanna see it!
Calvin: YEAH! *high five!*
*Calvin flosses*
oh, and it's all animated in 3D and Hobbes has ultra realistic fur.
Sebastian Diaz
yeah this
Jason Murphy
1/10, apply yourself
Bentley Brown
Change Hobbes' voice to James Corden and Calvin's voice to Sarah Silverman.
Ryan Stewart
Scott Adams never recovered from the suicide of his son.
Cameron Sullivan
Keep all the pretentious reddit bullshit from the strIps and the pseudo intellectuals will eat it up.
Colton Morgan
>hey everyone I hate popular thing
>please pay attention to me...