You wake up in Croydon, UK... what next?
You wake up in Croydon, UK... what next?
I have sex with a jamoke whore then I get shanked by her brother
kill everyone in my sight in the most violent and gruesome way possible while making my way to russian embassy
kill myself
find the nearest chippy
get meself a loovley spicy chicken, naan and rice halal platter with a side of beef bacon!
find the nearest mushy peasy
Go to KFC. Never tried KFC.
It's shit
swedebro gets it
man I miss KFC in the UK. it's so fucking shit and dry and terrible here. sure in the UK it's always full of niggers and/or pakis depending on the area but I love that greasy fucking chicken so much bros
I look for apollo house
>it's real
but it's called zodiac court irl
if with money
go to to airport and go home
if without money
go to embassy and asked to be deported
i aint livin in a country with wyt crackas walking around
sick cunt
defecate in the open to demonstrate my superiority
>tf
and then what...
don't detect that I ever left
go to the first chippy to trick my mind from suffering
man I'd like to buy a flat there and live my peep show myth. How much do you think it'd cost, idk if cult status of the show actually manifests itself in the housing prices
Probably around 200-300k GBP for a flat there
George Floydon
I get a train home to my town from east croydon statiom