You wake up in Croydon, UK... what next?
You wake up in Croydon, UK... what next?
Jaxson Jenkins
Joseph Morris
I have sex with a jamoke whore then I get shanked by her brother
Josiah Moore
kill everyone in my sight in the most violent and gruesome way possible while making my way to russian embassy
Brandon Sullivan
kill myself
Aiden Lewis
find the nearest chippy
John Long
get meself a loovley spicy chicken, naan and rice halal platter with a side of beef bacon!
Daniel Brooks
Jordan Martin
find the nearest mushy peasy
Noah Russell
Go to KFC. Never tried KFC.
Hudson Barnes
It's shit
Kayden Turner
swedebro gets it
Gabriel Thomas
man I miss KFC in the UK. it's so fucking shit and dry and terrible here. sure in the UK it's always full of niggers and/or pakis depending on the area but I love that greasy fucking chicken so much bros
Jaxon Reyes
I look for apollo house
Anthony Wilson
>it's real
but it's called zodiac court irl
Joshua James
if with money
go to to airport and go home
if without money
go to embassy and asked to be deported
i aint livin in a country with wyt crackas walking around
Camden Lewis
sick cunt
Parker Wright
defecate in the open to demonstrate my superiority
Kayden Martin
>tf
and then what...
Samuel Davis
don't detect that I ever left
Nathaniel Jenkins
go to the first chippy to trick my mind from suffering
Leo Ramirez
man I'd like to buy a flat there and live my peep show myth. How much do you think it'd cost, idk if cult status of the show actually manifests itself in the housing prices
Grayson Brooks
Probably around 200-300k GBP for a flat there
Colton Price
George Floydon
Isaac Garcia
I get a train home to my town from east croydon statiom