David Coulthard edition
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hate life and myself
touch early, lad...
the eric scrantona
Re-e-wind
When the crowd says bo
government need to work on self driving trains in secret and then just roll them out one day for the good of the nation
ahaha great stuff
Prime Minister Jeremy Hunt
We're going to be stuck with Boris forever, aren't we
Because it makes you go fast to the toilet?
> get a job that allows me to travel and work doing the digital nomad thing
> found the love of my life and we’re planning on buying a house in the next 6 months
> can’t really go anywhere for more than a week until we’ve bought a place
> gf dragging her feet
> considering just moving my stuff into a cheap studio and fucking off somewhere but that’ll mean I have a minimum 6 months before I can break the lease and buy with gf
> current lease is up in December and if that comes I need to rent somewhere new anyway
Killing me lads, gf won’t rent anywhere because she says it’s a waste of money and wants us to own our own place but buying takes a fucking age and she’s not getting the urgency
I hope Boris wins so he can continue destroying the Tory party.
mental
I'd shag the shit out of Gloria DePiero but then she opens her mouth and that Bradford bile comes out
If she had an RP accent she'd be a supreme MILF
Instead she sounds like a BTEC student
why does a german care about the fate of the british tory party?
nobody cares about me, very grim
Just went on a short evening bike ride in my little southern town.
I saw:
>families on bike rides
>outdoor group exercise classes
>old aged pensioners walking their dogs
>group of scouts / brownies having a massive tea party
Thought I’d gone back in time to 1880 or something. It was wonderful.
they're surely closer to automating officemong's '''''''''''''''''''''jobs''''''''''''' because all you need to do is twiddle a few numbers and send a few emails
Im English you clown. I happen to be in germany at the moment.
I agree with your gf soz xx
Met this 35 year old who's just bought his first house last week and he told me he had been renting since uni
Why not skip uni, live with mummy and daddy for a few years, and own your first home several years earlier?
Just perplexing.
Move out of your current place, put your stuff in storage and rent airbnbs for a month at a time in cheap countries until you are ready to buy
rorke status: delighted
alllright settle down now hans don't want you kicking off again do we
Nah, he's gonna lose the confidence vote.
dire taste in older women mate she looks like a spastic goblin
Sounds gay as fuck
NOW THAT YOU'RE MINE
WE'LL FIND A WAY
OF CHASING THE SUN
LET ME BE THE ONE WHO SHINES WITH YOU
IN THE MORNING WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
TWO OF A KIND
WE'LL FIND A WAY
TO DO WHAT WE'VE DONE
LET ME BE THE ONE WHO SHINES WITH YOU
AND WE CAN SLIDE AWAY
SLIDE AWAY
SLIDE AWAY
AWAY
WHY oh WHY are you watching gb news?
can almost smell the mayo and cheese just reading this post
yeah?
Post your image of an ideal MILF then
and don't be ingratiating by reverting to Nigella or someone easy like that
go on
Seeing far too many Deano couples with Bedlintong Terriers. What's up with that, why has this dog breed became popular with them recently? Has some shitty reality celebrity shilled them or something
more like cpc secretary of the english autonomous region
I've cut the cord
good luck getting a gf when you live with your fucking parents past 25
london is unbearably grim
>self driving trains
lol
on any mainstream rail system that will never truly happen
you might have procedural automation to some degree, but there'll always need to be a man at the wheel
>t. 19 year old lads who want to see drug addicts and chavs abusing people in street
they really need someone to sort out their overlaid banners or whatever you call it cos it's fuck ugly
The BBC have started calling it the "partygate holocaust"
fuckhead it's Farage
you can't miss Farage
don't watch it for the other 23 hours of the day obviously
cracking little song that
I work in customer service answering emails and answering phones.
Essential to most companies yet about as respected as a toilet cleaner.
Not that I disagree, its just a weird dynamic innit.
automate both, more work for me
>t. automation engineer
Farage can suck my cock
highly doubt I'd be a shagger even if I had a penthouse desu so it's not a huge opportunity cost
you freak
>a new middle-eastern partition to create a nation-state for partiers coming up
corr, hope it's in Cyprus
don't think he's gay mate
just the one? could go all night
Post selfies
we have cars that can drive themselves around a city, planes that can fly themselves... you can have trains that don't even leave the track
eating ice cream and watching Star Wars
proper hungry
you can't SAY that
STOP IT
NOOOOOOOOOO ROOOOOOOOOOO
alright you soy guzzling goblin
>Post selfies
You look like an unlikeable chap
sex kills
dont do it
>digital nomad
twat
Mad to think that there's humans behind each and every post here, in my mind, you're all just grey boxes with text in them and nothing more (use Tomorrow theme).
business idea: president gove
not a selfie, but a picture of me none-the-less
I work on the car industry but secretly over the past few years I’ve learnt hate cars and the way they’ve ruined our country.
I’ve had to keep this a secret from my colleagues because I’ll probably get sacked for now being “passionate” at work.
>ROOOOOOOOOOO
didn't realise she had that accent. fuck she was a class A milf
ruined...
I got expensive sports glasses too bro
Here
mad how she's actually a full-blooded Italian with a bradford accent
There there fella
Have a fig bar
>we have cars that can drive themselves around a city, planes that can fly themselves...
and for safety reasons we still require that there be a human being at the helm
and neither of those systems are perfect
don't be ridiculous and stop seething just because you couldn't get home so easily today
Pretty sure I have a permanent injury from toil.
>he thinks theres multiple people posting itt
haha its just me and my VPN's mate look at all the replies to this post
find a more concise term to describe it
Life isn’t only about maximising money, what’s the fucking point in it all if I can’t see the world and make the most of being young, I’m not even young anymore actually
>mad to think
stopped reading there, honestly
when's the dodgy boris vote happening then?
DOWN SINCE
unironically the most sensible choice, despite what he did to the NHS
mental how tories have turned on bojo after the booing when he entered the thanksgiving service
I find it weird to even think of other humans as being conscious myself
You jealous or just a working class nonce who doesn’t like the idea of it?
If you're not supporting Mummy Truss to be our new PM then you are a literal poofter
Fucking bored
Nowt to watch
it's called working from home (WFH)
alri solipsist
feeling a little low lads, one of you fancy trying to cheer me up?
hating cars isn't the stunning and brave position you think it is, zoomutt. not everyone thinks living within 2 minute walk of a paki shop in some nigger-infested tower block is the idea of bliss though
NOW
wasn't affected at all different user, cars can drive themselves better than the could 5 years ago, in 5 years they'll drive themselves better than they do today. It's inevitable. Bet you're the sort of retard who 100 years ago wondered why someone would want a car when horses and carriages exist.
KWAB
see
the woman on the right is not the same woman as the one in the other two pictures
she’s such a mong
You look like a pikey member of the beatles kek
If you’re from a non-rich family and want to buy a house as someone under the age of 40, you’re kind of fucked unless you get given tens of thousands of pounds from your parents.
nah some annoying guy at my old job kept banging on about it and so it's left a sour taste in my mouth
just say "working from home" or something
digital nomad just sounds like you suck willards
hunt is even more of a globohomo cunt than BJ, and Dorries was right he literally wanted to remove people from their homes during the pandemic. Absolute nutcase, bet you're a slimey hook-nosed yid
>zoomutt
>paki
>nigger-infested
Any Forums's done a number on you boyo
and the results soon after?
SLOPLOPIST
Try not to be
honestly reckon she might have been lobotomised at some point
nothing behind the eyes at all
Cars definitely made the rail systems worse but before cars people just didn’t travel that much. The countryside was much more disconnected than it is now
need boris out of business
>If you’re from a non-rich family and want to buy a house as someone under the age of 40
Only if you're talking about London you smelly gimp, otherwise you can comfortably afford a 3 bed semi if you have a gf and even average jobs in nearly every city in the country
'our an 'arf
T W U N K
Haha just save up bro. Just live with your parents until you're 30 saving every penny you earn whilst inflation steepens the mountain and makes your savings essentially worthless.
hahahahahaha
3 words instead of 2 and not WFH if you're in Thailand
business idea: cities, but with white people in them
kwkaw
and all 3 of them are fitter than that gimpy little angloid bint you posted
Showing off the deep fried popcorn chicken I made last night 1/3
>thinking it's Any Forums that turns people against pakis and niggers
lol
any ftms in
thanks mate keep browsing reddit for us yeah?
No, she's a MILF
sounds less pretentious though so who cares
dont get it
erm... based?
ktim when i poo x
corrrrrr bought some clothes off a bird on vinted and they smell peng
It’s called Copenhagen. No cars and 90% white.
Also I’m whiter and older than you. Unless you’re older than 43.
mad how you can see when someone has more british stock in their DNA based on how ugly they are
Saw a 2 bed for 275 at auction, missed out on it, year later anything similar is 350
Based Jeremy Hunt
mikey looking peng
2/3
prefer are dewbs
youtube.com
He drank Garfields semen
WFH (wanking from home)
NEED her to peg me with a thick long strap-on as punishment for not supporting her x
>whiter than you
utterly bizarre statement
haha ohh is that right grandad, well that's lovely, really excellent stuff, alright come along with me now, that's it
*wheels you into a crematorium*
?
>"Every older person should die"
Chilling words
didn't ask
don't care
wasn't worth posting the first time
absolutely roaring at this
Bought a third monitor in town today, I have it all hooked up now. It's a bit excessive
looks reet nice
best site to buy fresh garms? x
Here's a pic of Liz Truss (with Matt Hancock) when Liz would have been 35
Phwoarr
>pretentious
bet you think asda's extra special range is actually posh you scum tier, probably grew up eating out of bins twat
Its for gooning, isnt it?
we don't live in copenhagen, we live in the UK. go look at the shitty tower blocks they're building on every patch of available land in London. it's literally a hellscape and every one of them will be filled with niggers blaring out grim nigger music and centrist tards who cry and foam about 'le evil car-infested suburbia' couldn't be happier with them
Borisbros... I don't feel so good right now...
jacamo
should be illegal for anyone over the age of 40 to own a smartphone, with routine activity checks on those older than 30
nobody likes you when you're 43