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> get a job that allows me to travel and work doing the digital nomad thing
> found the love of my life and we’re planning on buying a house in the next 6 months
> can’t really go anywhere for more than a week until we’ve bought a place
> gf dragging her feet
> considering just moving my stuff into a cheap studio and fucking off somewhere but that’ll mean I have a minimum 6 months before I can break the lease and buy with gf
> current lease is up in December and if that comes I need to rent somewhere new anyway

Killing me lads, gf won’t rent anywhere because she says it’s a waste of money and wants us to own our own place but buying takes a fucking age and she’s not getting the urgency

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I hope Boris wins so he can continue destroying the Tory party.

mental
I'd shag the shit out of Gloria DePiero but then she opens her mouth and that Bradford bile comes out
If she had an RP accent she'd be a supreme MILF
Instead she sounds like a BTEC student

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why does a german care about the fate of the british tory party?

nobody cares about me, very grim

Just went on a short evening bike ride in my little southern town.

I saw:

>families on bike rides
>outdoor group exercise classes
>old aged pensioners walking their dogs
>group of scouts / brownies having a massive tea party

Thought I’d gone back in time to 1880 or something. It was wonderful.

they're surely closer to automating officemong's '''''''''''''''''''''jobs''''''''''''' because all you need to do is twiddle a few numbers and send a few emails

Im English you clown. I happen to be in germany at the moment.

I agree with your gf soz xx
Met this 35 year old who's just bought his first house last week and he told me he had been renting since uni
Why not skip uni, live with mummy and daddy for a few years, and own your first home several years earlier?
Just perplexing.

Move out of your current place, put your stuff in storage and rent airbnbs for a month at a time in cheap countries until you are ready to buy

rorke status: delighted

alllright settle down now hans don't want you kicking off again do we

Nah, he's gonna lose the confidence vote.

dire taste in older women mate she looks like a spastic goblin

Sounds gay as fuck

NOW THAT YOU'RE MINE
WE'LL FIND A WAY
OF CHASING THE SUN
LET ME BE THE ONE WHO SHINES WITH YOU
IN THE MORNING WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
TWO OF A KIND
WE'LL FIND A WAY
TO DO WHAT WE'VE DONE
LET ME BE THE ONE WHO SHINES WITH YOU
AND WE CAN SLIDE AWAY
SLIDE AWAY
SLIDE AWAY
AWAY

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WHY oh WHY are you watching gb news?

can almost smell the mayo and cheese just reading this post

yeah?
Post your image of an ideal MILF then
and don't be ingratiating by reverting to Nigella or someone easy like that
go on

Seeing far too many Deano couples with Bedlintong Terriers. What's up with that, why has this dog breed became popular with them recently? Has some shitty reality celebrity shilled them or something

more like cpc secretary of the english autonomous region

I've cut the cord

good luck getting a gf when you live with your fucking parents past 25

london is unbearably grim

>self driving trains
lol
on any mainstream rail system that will never truly happen
you might have procedural automation to some degree, but there'll always need to be a man at the wheel

>t. 19 year old lads who want to see drug addicts and chavs abusing people in street

they really need someone to sort out their overlaid banners or whatever you call it cos it's fuck ugly

The BBC have started calling it the "partygate holocaust"

fuckhead it's Farage
you can't miss Farage
don't watch it for the other 23 hours of the day obviously

cracking little song that

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I work in customer service answering emails and answering phones.
Essential to most companies yet about as respected as a toilet cleaner.
Not that I disagree, its just a weird dynamic innit.

automate both, more work for me
>t. automation engineer

Farage can suck my cock

highly doubt I'd be a shagger even if I had a penthouse desu so it's not a huge opportunity cost

you freak

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>a new middle-eastern partition to create a nation-state for partiers coming up
corr, hope it's in Cyprus

don't think he's gay mate

just the one? could go all night

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Post selfies

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we have cars that can drive themselves around a city, planes that can fly themselves... you can have trains that don't even leave the track

eating ice cream and watching Star Wars

proper hungry

you can't SAY that
STOP IT
NOOOOOOOOOO ROOOOOOOOOOO

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alright you soy guzzling goblin

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>Post selfies

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You look like an unlikeable chap

sex kills
dont do it

>digital nomad
twat

Mad to think that there's humans behind each and every post here, in my mind, you're all just grey boxes with text in them and nothing more (use Tomorrow theme).

business idea: president gove

not a selfie, but a picture of me none-the-less

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I work on the car industry but secretly over the past few years I’ve learnt hate cars and the way they’ve ruined our country.

I’ve had to keep this a secret from my colleagues because I’ll probably get sacked for now being “passionate” at work.

>ROOOOOOOOOOO

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didn't realise she had that accent. fuck she was a class A milf

ruined...

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I got expensive sports glasses too bro

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Here

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mad how she's actually a full-blooded Italian with a bradford accent

There there fella
Have a fig bar

>we have cars that can drive themselves around a city, planes that can fly themselves...
and for safety reasons we still require that there be a human being at the helm
and neither of those systems are perfect
don't be ridiculous and stop seething just because you couldn't get home so easily today

Pretty sure I have a permanent injury from toil.

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>he thinks theres multiple people posting itt
haha its just me and my VPN's mate look at all the replies to this post

find a more concise term to describe it

Life isn’t only about maximising money, what’s the fucking point in it all if I can’t see the world and make the most of being young, I’m not even young anymore actually

>mad to think
stopped reading there, honestly

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when's the dodgy boris vote happening then?

DOWN SINCE

unironically the most sensible choice, despite what he did to the NHS

mental how tories have turned on bojo after the booing when he entered the thanksgiving service

I find it weird to even think of other humans as being conscious myself

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You jealous or just a working class nonce who doesn’t like the idea of it?

If you're not supporting Mummy Truss to be our new PM then you are a literal poofter

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Fucking bored
Nowt to watch

it's called working from home (WFH)

alri solipsist

feeling a little low lads, one of you fancy trying to cheer me up?

hating cars isn't the stunning and brave position you think it is, zoomutt. not everyone thinks living within 2 minute walk of a paki shop in some nigger-infested tower block is the idea of bliss though

NOW

wasn't affected at all different user, cars can drive themselves better than the could 5 years ago, in 5 years they'll drive themselves better than they do today. It's inevitable. Bet you're the sort of retard who 100 years ago wondered why someone would want a car when horses and carriages exist.

KWAB

see

the woman on the right is not the same woman as the one in the other two pictures

she’s such a mong

You look like a pikey member of the beatles kek

If you’re from a non-rich family and want to buy a house as someone under the age of 40, you’re kind of fucked unless you get given tens of thousands of pounds from your parents.

nah some annoying guy at my old job kept banging on about it and so it's left a sour taste in my mouth
just say "working from home" or something
digital nomad just sounds like you suck willards

hunt is even more of a globohomo cunt than BJ, and Dorries was right he literally wanted to remove people from their homes during the pandemic. Absolute nutcase, bet you're a slimey hook-nosed yid

>zoomutt
>paki
>nigger-infested
Any Forums's done a number on you boyo

and the results soon after?

SLOPLOPIST

Try not to be

honestly reckon she might have been lobotomised at some point
nothing behind the eyes at all

Cars definitely made the rail systems worse but before cars people just didn’t travel that much. The countryside was much more disconnected than it is now

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need boris out of business

>If you’re from a non-rich family and want to buy a house as someone under the age of 40
Only if you're talking about London you smelly gimp, otherwise you can comfortably afford a 3 bed semi if you have a gf and even average jobs in nearly every city in the country

'our an 'arf

T W U N K

Haha just save up bro. Just live with your parents until you're 30 saving every penny you earn whilst inflation steepens the mountain and makes your savings essentially worthless.

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hahahahahaha

3 words instead of 2 and not WFH if you're in Thailand

business idea: cities, but with white people in them

kwkaw

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and all 3 of them are fitter than that gimpy little angloid bint you posted

Showing off the deep fried popcorn chicken I made last night 1/3

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>thinking it's Any Forums that turns people against pakis and niggers
lol

any ftms in

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thanks mate keep browsing reddit for us yeah?

No, she's a MILF

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sounds less pretentious though so who cares

dont get it

erm... based?

ktim when i poo x

corrrrrr bought some clothes off a bird on vinted and they smell peng

It’s called Copenhagen. No cars and 90% white.

Also I’m whiter and older than you. Unless you’re older than 43.

mad how you can see when someone has more british stock in their DNA based on how ugly they are

Saw a 2 bed for 275 at auction, missed out on it, year later anything similar is 350

Based Jeremy Hunt

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mikey looking peng

2/3

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prefer are dewbs
youtube.com/watch?v=DDcQTbAruoI

He drank Garfields semen

WFH (wanking from home)

NEED her to peg me with a thick long strap-on as punishment for not supporting her x

>whiter than you
utterly bizarre statement

haha ohh is that right grandad, well that's lovely, really excellent stuff, alright come along with me now, that's it
*wheels you into a crematorium*

?

>"Every older person should die"
Chilling words

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didn't ask
don't care
wasn't worth posting the first time

absolutely roaring at this

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Bought a third monitor in town today, I have it all hooked up now. It's a bit excessive

looks reet nice

best site to buy fresh garms? x

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Here's a pic of Liz Truss (with Matt Hancock) when Liz would have been 35

Phwoarr

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>pretentious
bet you think asda's extra special range is actually posh you scum tier, probably grew up eating out of bins twat

Its for gooning, isnt it?

we don't live in copenhagen, we live in the UK. go look at the shitty tower blocks they're building on every patch of available land in London. it's literally a hellscape and every one of them will be filled with niggers blaring out grim nigger music and centrist tards who cry and foam about 'le evil car-infested suburbia' couldn't be happier with them

Borisbros... I don't feel so good right now...

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jacamo

should be illegal for anyone over the age of 40 to own a smartphone, with routine activity checks on those older than 30

nobody likes you when you're 43