About to watch these movies, what am I in for?

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Garbage, don't waste your attention.

the best star wars movies

VII is competently made but sterile and creatively bankrupt
VIII is very messy but has some interesting ideas even if not fully realized
IX is just shit all around

Soulless but the lightsabers look cool

The first one is just a generic big budget Disney movie, entertaining enough to be passable

The second one is the only good one, it had a lot of stupid shit in it but it’s the only movie Disney has put out since Wall-E with some interesting ideas in it. Actually took some risks

The third one is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. The Last Jedi basically wraps up the plot anyway and is a much better conclusion so you can skip this one. The rise of skywalker has the worst pacing I’ve ever seen in a film

regret, do not watch

they're pretty good if you like star wars :3

so underwhelming i cant be bothered to pirate the third one for free.

VII is a pretty exciting start to *something*
that VIII throws out and does something else with
and IX tries to salvage what was left and shoe horns in as much stuff as possible to end on something at least

like many people will tell you, should probably just not watch them.

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this

Hux is cute.

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>The second one is the only good one,
>30 minutes scene of anti Capitalism explain
>Flying Leia

KILL. YOUR. SELF.

The first one was a good start. The second is probably within the top 7 worse movies I've ever watched. The third was a good popcorn movie

TLJ was so bad I stopped watching Star Wars all together

>throwing out every plot point and character arc of the first movie is..LE GOOD

>The second one is the only good one

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Boring plot and characters you won’t remember. Visually it looks like Star Wars.

Don’t.

Oh wow, fucking spot on

TLJ and TROS are the worst big budget films ever made. Transformers/late fast and furious tier

3 bad movies
also avoid the 3 prequel movies, which are bad as well

100% agree lad

Somebody that can explain to me how a movie with a 300 million dollar budget can look like this?

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Actual good take

1st is a soft reboot that plays it as safe as possible given how pissed off people were with the prequels. It isn't terrible but I can't honestly say it is worth watching

2nd one is the only one that actually tries creatively. It actually has a point to make and something to say. Unfortunately it doesn't really work outside of 1 or 2 moments. Plus there is a 25 minute sub plot in a casino which is unbelievably bad

3rd film is possibly the worst film I have ever seen

Overall, I wouldn't bother. You wont get anything from the 1st one, the 2nd one fails in what it sets out to do and the 3rd is just awful in every way but not in the so bad it is at least fun sense. Watch something else i'd say

Transformers is awful but you can laugh at how terrible they are. TLJ and TROS are just pathetic and boring.

generally I'm all for movies that take some creative risks even if it doesn't fully pay off, but I hated TLJ.
I'll still say it deserves some respect for at least trying, but at the end of the day I unironically prefer and like The Force Awakens more, even if you're 100% correct in your descriptions of it.

IX was genuinely absolutely awful.

Odd seeing this many people being right