HOLLYWOOD, CA—Beloved Hollywood starlet Peter Dinklage pushed back against Disney’s live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but his efforts seem to have come up short.
“I feel cut off at the legs,” said the Game of Thrones star after hearing Disney’s low decision to keep dwarves in a movie about dwarves. “I expected at least a teeny-weeny concession from Disney; I feel overlooked.”
“Our attempts at inclusion were far from minuscule,” said Disney Chief Inclusion Officer, Lilly Putte. “We consulted with underrepresented communities through every teensy, minute detail, no matter how tiny. To hear Mr. Dinklage get on his soapbox and accuse us of a pint-sized effort, well it feels a wee bit stunted.”
Dinklage, who achieved stardom with a diminutive role in the movie “Elf,” as a man mistaken for an elf, admitted he feels in over his head a little when overshadowed by greedy movie executives.
His experience may be proof that universal inclusion in Hollywood may be—for now at least—too high a bar to reach.
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Babylon Bee sometimes tries too hard and this is one of those times
Camden Wilson
get it he short
Aiden Sanchez
Reddit Dinklage
Luke Hughes
>But Comes Up Short Really? Making fun of his height with a pun? How could they stoop so low?
Tyler Ramirez
>To hear Mr. Dinklage get on his soapbox and accuse us of a pint-sized effort, well it feels a wee bit stunted. no way a real chief inclusion office (if that is a real job) said those words exactly
>tv has enough attention span to read a total of 1 sentence
Jaxon Morris
>Lilly Putte Clever
Bentley Parker
Not really tasteful or funny
Julian Morris
>dwarves Not little people but dwarves, a fictional race. Did he complain about lotr hobbits and dwarves? Fucking midge
Jayden Ross
you know whats tasty? Your fat, veiny tits post your tits or gtfo
Connor Scott
Why was this a controversy? It was based. Dinklage shat on Disney for browning a character literally named Snow White but didn't think about anything else
Josiah Morales
He didn't want to do that All he wanted is the 7 dwarves to be more noble, like living in a palace and eat fancy food, which would an improvment to the characters Leave him alone already
Liam Gomez
Babylon bee is conservative the onion
Dominic Evans
Lotr didn't cast actual midgets
Parker Perry
>Dinklage Tries To Cancel 'Snow White' But Comes Up Short
Carson Campbell
>starlet Kek
Zachary Peterson
>Babylon bee God I love them , truly carrying the torch of the onion
Christian Jackson
It's so painfully on the nose that it's actually funny