Tell us stories about the past, oldfags. We wanna listen

Here's a good story (and kino) from the past
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the past was pretty great. lots of things to be discovered leaving your house before literally every aspect of life was blasted into our faces via the internet and social media. you actually had to go outside to meet new people and get a girlfriend. the internet was a solitary place for NEETS and nerds to escape the normies. Now it's kind of the opposite. Ted was right about technological advancement being a disaster.

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Ted was a tranny and a retard tho

#TrustScientists!

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oh you’re just a redditor

There used to be a nudie channel on cable that you had to pay extra to unlock but the signal distortion wasn’t perfect so sometimes you could make out boobs and people making sex.

One of my friends in the city’s mom was banging some guy who sold devices that got you cable for free and it unscrambled the nudie channel. He also got all the dragonball stuff before it was even in English.

youtu.be/HebzsG7hGqk

Back in the day, the hardworking Mexicans earned far more and had bigger families. Nowadays you have to pay your whole salary just to get one to breed your wife. Truly we live in dark times.

So, one time, I was walking down on the West Broad Side of the Windy City and I say’s to Johnny “Gobbin” Longshanks, “Woah, my hard boiled egg is slipping from my grip from the harsh winds!”

He say’s, say’s he, “Don’t let it fall or else it’ll crack and make a big mess.” Sure enough’s, I drops it, I does, and lo and behold it doesn’t crack and it roooooooolls really long-like, I say’s.

The moral of the story is that the best thing about Chicago is that when you drop and egg it rolls all the way down to the river.

Back in the day, we used to go outside and rent PCs to play our vydia. We also used to know a kid who had some movie and would go there with an enpty CD to burn it with said movie.
Good times