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Have any of you lads actually used an escort before? What’s it like?
Can’t wait to finish my degree and attain a fulfilling professional career in a high income bracket that will give me satisfaction, status, wealth and a greater quality of life
Scolopendra sp.
Chinese tonight?
business idea:
islam but without the third world culture that comes with it
It was a female teacher? Mad - was she fit?
nah indian i think
As a kissless virgin freak I don't see the point of escorts.
>Can’t wait to finish my degree and attain a fulfilling professional career in a high income bracket that will give me satisfaction, status, wealth and a greater quality of life
for reference for japan
why would you be scared of a defensive alliance if you dont plan on invading anyone?
It’s pretty good just make sure you’re doing a useful degree. Also don’t forget high paying jobs are stressful, poorfags think rich people get money for nothing when in reality a high paying job owns your soul
might start a junta
Imagine you're wetting your feet in a rock pool and one of them comes up and tickles your toes
EW! haha
God? Real.
Well, which is it?
Not a tarq
It’s law and I like the law and I’m willing to graft
just had a burrito
rice, black beans, bit of red onion, jalapenos, chicken, cheese and a bit of sour cream
was delish thanks for asking
This is oligarchy. This is greed. This is callousness. Last year, over 2 million people worldwide died of hunger. At the same time, the world’s 2,755 billionaires saw their wealth go up by $5 trillion – from $8.6 trillion to $13.8 trillion. This is why we need a tax on wealth.
vhg...my ancestors...
screaming
still howling at this
can't wait to finish my degree but the idea of actually having a job or even going for an interview is terrifying
regressed so much since leaving my retail job and becoming a student again
never but I'm keen, problem is I'm good looking and could get a real girl so it feels stupid to man up for an escort when I could man up for a real women.
When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
I’m eating a cold kebab
*defensively bombs every building in serbia*
Trying to get a job at a care home, reckon are bunda there is peng yuno fr fr no cap
Only reason Japanese culture is popular in the western world is because Japan is a US puppet. Before 1945 they were portrayed as barbaric subhumans and baby killers.
beginning to realise it was a bit weird that my history teacher brought up out of nowhere that "the SAS came first in a special forces competition" because "they're the best in the world" and how everyone cheered when he brought up that america only came 5th and russia came second everyone boo'd them
might've been doing a bit of heckin propaganda there
not a real language is it ahahaha
awful film
She was quite cute for a chubby lass.
We were 17 at the time and had left school where she was our Geography teacher.
She used to hang around with some of my class mates for some reason despite being in her late 20s.
We were on a night out in a club and they started necking on and then left together.
My recipe for succulent, tender and flavourful whole chicken legs:
2 whole chicken legs (the high fat content makes them the most delicious and succulent cut)
One chopped white onion
Three chopped cloves of garlic
Throw them into a casserole dish
Put the chicken legs on top, slather extra virgin olive oil over the chicken legs
Season with salt, pepper, paprika, onion salt, garlic granules, curry powder and mixed herbs
Pour one cup of chicken stock into the dish so that it is covering the bottom of the chicken which locks in moisture, enhances taste and texture and makes a nice gravy
Into the oven at 180 degrees for about an hour, flip the legs 45 mins in
It’s delicious lads
bit of bum
Mad how he loves Final Fantasy VII.
mental how some gimp translated it wrong and refused to admit it so now serious academics have to pretend this is a real joke
What’s your degree
long covid shrunk my penis
that is a tune to be fair
The Tories are about to cut benefits in real-terms, just as energy and food bills soar. This is the obscene end point of years anti-welfare sentiment, where people on benefits going cold and hungry is seen as perfectly right.
Pierre as she were
Charlie was a good poster
Miss him
Very much the modern man
wanktoil looms
Does this look like saturday kitchen? fuck off
Beginning to think the Pfizer vaccine reduced my dick size by a whole inch. I’m going crazy.
How bad do you have to have fucked up to be working like somewhere like Aldi or Liddle your entire life when most people just use it as a stepping stone for better jobs. I can see why the elderly and retarded are there, it's something for them to do to, they get bored sitting around all day, etc.
apparently boy's schools are actually really gay and someone always gets nonced. mate was telling me that someone he knew from school got badly nonced by a group of boys and these days he's a drag queen lool
alri James O'Brien
He was literally an abhorrent poster, just posted about cuck shit all the time and occasionally sent us in the gormless selfie
boys school was sound because you didn't have to deal with women all day
thats actually really sad
it's just a job bro it doesn't have to define your whole life
Law
Mad how the tories actually think we give a shit about how many Ukrainian refugees come here
Guys there was a specific reason why we opposed middle eastern and african refugees
The Bear will leave its cave forever. You will face unforeseen consequences.
Reminds me of the time I was playing rugby and this weird kid came up from behind me and groped by balls. The same guy today is a Muslim convert with 2 half Paki kids
quite like seeing the legitimate mong's they employ at supermarkets, gets them out the house and gives them a sense of worth plus the work can literally be done by mongs
damn that’s some coincidence that the same lad who was made to take it up the bum at school turned out to be a drag queen as an adult
what are the chances eh, crazy
gfs family are all solicitors and barristers
Posh cunts
>legitimate mong's
just had a positive 'rona test lads
hows cunt and arsewog
i request a formal apology
This doesn’t happen. I went to a Catholic all boys grammar school and if you were gay at all you were bullied mercilessly and beaten up
bidensis
>quite like seeing the legitimate mong's they employ at supermarkets
Gives you some hope doesn't it?
ana de armas in knock knock
Some people have poor social skills and don't like change.
I have a crap office job that I'm overqualified for. I fluked into it after being a NEET for a year after university. I have no motivation or ambition.
What do you do
*hangs up*
Eva Green in ‘The Dreamers’ (2003)
CORRRRR
"The Bear" has proven itself to be no more than a cub
Getting their shit slapped by farmers and grannies
shut up dickhead
Arsewog is getting fat and fluffy
Cunt knocked over the waterer yesterday haha
any van halen man in
mad there's kids like 12-15 these days fully gay, wearing makeup and all that
Shame to think where most of them will end up
Reckon loads will transition and 41, while others become drag queens, some might just grow out of it, a clue gained so to speak.
Live at home but I don't even talk to my parents or sister any more. Can't even look them in the eye.
Cold kebab for breakfast when your hungover is the best
lidl's checkout is too short
oh I should hurry up and fumble my shopping so you can earn a penny more?
fuck off
yes 50+
lot of mixed experiences
some great
some good
many forgettable
plenty rubbish
some terrible
My LinkedIn profile mogs you all
Salma Hayek in anything
potato farmer and a pintman on the weekends
Remember these fellas being inside all the Sekiro bosses, mad that.
Ireland, the US, Canada, Australia, NZ were all British for long periods of time. That doesn't mean Britain is going to send troops to those countries and hold referendums, against the wills of those countries, in pro-British regions, to ask if those territories want to be British.
Enjoy going from shitty police station to shitty police station doing night work for years until you’ve proven yourself as a solicitor. It’s no life believe me lol
went to an all boys school and there was a lot of bent stuff that went on with the football team, apparently on one away trip they held down a lad and put a pool cue up his arse for banter
Hate that film.
Yeah I did that shit for attention
This isn't even 1% of their force. They're sending in mongrels and conscripts
UAE agreed though WTF?
>That doesn't mean Britain is going to send troops to those countries and hold referendums, against the wills of those countries, in pro-British regions, to ask if those territories want to be British.
We should though
ktim
Yeah it was shit and I didn’t cum and her face was a bit mangled, altogether a grim experience. I can’t imagine being one of those lads who lose their V plates to an escort, I would literally kill myself.
When I was between those ages it was still acceptable to say words like faggot in front of teachers and no one would care. Nowadays the kid would be taken from their parents
i dont hate you i just wont talk to you again
for what
you did
to my friend
we're stacked in estates then spread out in our graves
we'll have
more room
when we're dead
From the flag I'd say tarmacs driveways/sells pegs
ktim
frosty atmosphere, my mum hates me. Well if she didn’t want a pathetic man child NEET son then she should have done a better job raising me.
Many people in the UK clearly do care about the situation in Ukraine which is why they're donating money and supplies. As for me, you don't know what I'll do.
That’s the modern man
it’s poetic
Fuck off Galloway, go shill somewhere else
Drop some Paras in there and they'd have this shit cleaned up over the weekend
ought to have gone for a walk in the forest today
>all those tanks and artillery getting smashed to pieces in brovary
How is the Russians are so fucking dim?
I like every song named after a latin american country
panama, puerto rico, the list goes on
gf runs a lot but I wish she'd do squats for a tidy plump arse
is your sister fit? ever do stuff with her knickers?
landlords BTFO
Aldi actually seems like good work at least here
They make decent money and everyone there seems competent and happy enough unlike other grocery stores
havana oo na na
Mad to think there are kids younger than my duolingo streak
Hollander
IT for a large multinational
Not a country
*batters them*
booked 2 and couldn't get hard enough to fuck them both times, the second i just sucked her toes while wanking a semi until i spaffed a bit
this still works you just eventually have to fight the army now
Englishman (or welshman or scotsman or whatever)
we're all in here
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and yet you still don’t speak the language because duolingo is a meme
gf bergs curvix is multi cultural
Don’t really feel like I retain stuff from duolingo that well
You get into gaming it and just completing it and it usually isn’t quite hard enough to make you learn it
Lost my v plates to a prostitute when I went to Amsterdam with the lads for my 18th. She was a fucking stunner and I looked about 14 until I was 20 so thought fuck it better than wanking init
>tfw have a shit full time job
>we'll fight you for it
>>chadlord summons the constabulary and sends them off to the clink
>noooo I didn't mean like that
wanked down the stairs just now
oooo ooooooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOoo
i knew it when i met him
i loved him when i left him
Can't believe 190 (190cm master race) keeps slagging off the Wagner Group, saying he would batter them.
190cm master race you need to be more careful about who you offend!! I hope they do NOT hunt you down and feed you your own genitals.
haha me too lad
once I'd done it it was much easier to pull birds, wasn't as nervous
There are parts of Newcastle that look more grim than Kyiv
>getting mad at a made up scenario
No, no.
ECK WAH DORRRRRRRRR!
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Two of the lowlife amoeba ITT have lost their virginity to a prostitute, Christ that’s grim. You lads are absolute toads.
>getting mad at a made up scenario
kyiv's a beautiful city though
N to the E to the R V E
that’s what i said yes