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>Can’t wait to finish my degree and attain a fulfilling professional career in a high income bracket that will give me satisfaction, status, wealth and a greater quality of life

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for reference for japan

why would you be scared of a defensive alliance if you dont plan on invading anyone?

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It’s pretty good just make sure you’re doing a useful degree. Also don’t forget high paying jobs are stressful, poorfags think rich people get money for nothing when in reality a high paying job owns your soul

might start a junta

Imagine you're wetting your feet in a rock pool and one of them comes up and tickles your toes
EW! haha

God? Real.

Well, which is it?

Not a tarq

It’s law and I like the law and I’m willing to graft

just had a burrito
rice, black beans, bit of red onion, jalapenos, chicken, cheese and a bit of sour cream
was delish thanks for asking

This is oligarchy. This is greed. This is callousness. Last year, over 2 million people worldwide died of hunger. At the same time, the world’s 2,755 billionaires saw their wealth go up by $5 trillion – from $8.6 trillion to $13.8 trillion. This is why we need a tax on wealth.

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vhg...my ancestors...

screaming

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still howling at this

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can't wait to finish my degree but the idea of actually having a job or even going for an interview is terrifying
regressed so much since leaving my retail job and becoming a student again

never but I'm keen, problem is I'm good looking and could get a real girl so it feels stupid to man up for an escort when I could man up for a real women.

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

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I’m eating a cold kebab

*defensively bombs every building in serbia*

Trying to get a job at a care home, reckon are bunda there is peng yuno fr fr no cap

Only reason Japanese culture is popular in the western world is because Japan is a US puppet. Before 1945 they were portrayed as barbaric subhumans and baby killers.

beginning to realise it was a bit weird that my history teacher brought up out of nowhere that "the SAS came first in a special forces competition" because "they're the best in the world" and how everyone cheered when he brought up that america only came 5th and russia came second everyone boo'd them
might've been doing a bit of heckin propaganda there

not a real language is it ahahaha

awful film

She was quite cute for a chubby lass.
We were 17 at the time and had left school where she was our Geography teacher.
She used to hang around with some of my class mates for some reason despite being in her late 20s.
We were on a night out in a club and they started necking on and then left together.

My recipe for succulent, tender and flavourful whole chicken legs:

2 whole chicken legs (the high fat content makes them the most delicious and succulent cut)
One chopped white onion
Three chopped cloves of garlic
Throw them into a casserole dish
Put the chicken legs on top, slather extra virgin olive oil over the chicken legs
Season with salt, pepper, paprika, onion salt, garlic granules, curry powder and mixed herbs
Pour one cup of chicken stock into the dish so that it is covering the bottom of the chicken which locks in moisture, enhances taste and texture and makes a nice gravy
Into the oven at 180 degrees for about an hour, flip the legs 45 mins in

It’s delicious lads

bit of bum

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Mad how he loves Final Fantasy VII.

mental how some gimp translated it wrong and refused to admit it so now serious academics have to pretend this is a real joke

What’s your degree

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long covid shrunk my penis

that is a tune to be fair

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The Tories are about to cut benefits in real-terms, just as energy and food bills soar. This is the obscene end point of years anti-welfare sentiment, where people on benefits going cold and hungry is seen as perfectly right.

Pierre as she were

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Charlie was a good poster
Miss him
Very much the modern man

wanktoil looms

Does this look like saturday kitchen? fuck off

Beginning to think the Pfizer vaccine reduced my dick size by a whole inch. I’m going crazy.

How bad do you have to have fucked up to be working like somewhere like Aldi or Liddle your entire life when most people just use it as a stepping stone for better jobs. I can see why the elderly and retarded are there, it's something for them to do to, they get bored sitting around all day, etc.

apparently boy's schools are actually really gay and someone always gets nonced. mate was telling me that someone he knew from school got badly nonced by a group of boys and these days he's a drag queen lool

alri James O'Brien

He was literally an abhorrent poster, just posted about cuck shit all the time and occasionally sent us in the gormless selfie

boys school was sound because you didn't have to deal with women all day

thats actually really sad

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it's just a job bro it doesn't have to define your whole life

Law

Mad how the tories actually think we give a shit about how many Ukrainian refugees come here
Guys there was a specific reason why we opposed middle eastern and african refugees

The Bear will leave its cave forever. You will face unforeseen consequences.

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Reminds me of the time I was playing rugby and this weird kid came up from behind me and groped by balls. The same guy today is a Muslim convert with 2 half Paki kids

quite like seeing the legitimate mong's they employ at supermarkets, gets them out the house and gives them a sense of worth plus the work can literally be done by mongs

damn that’s some coincidence that the same lad who was made to take it up the bum at school turned out to be a drag queen as an adult

what are the chances eh, crazy

gfs family are all solicitors and barristers
Posh cunts

>legitimate mong's

just had a positive 'rona test lads

hows cunt and arsewog

i request a formal apology

This doesn’t happen. I went to a Catholic all boys grammar school and if you were gay at all you were bullied mercilessly and beaten up

bidensis

>quite like seeing the legitimate mong's they employ at supermarkets
Gives you some hope doesn't it?

ana de armas in knock knock

Some people have poor social skills and don't like change.
I have a crap office job that I'm overqualified for. I fluked into it after being a NEET for a year after university. I have no motivation or ambition.

What do you do

*hangs up*

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Eva Green in ‘The Dreamers’ (2003)

CORRRRR

"The Bear" has proven itself to be no more than a cub

Getting their shit slapped by farmers and grannies

shut up dickhead

Arsewog is getting fat and fluffy
Cunt knocked over the waterer yesterday haha

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any van halen man in

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mad there's kids like 12-15 these days fully gay, wearing makeup and all that
Shame to think where most of them will end up
Reckon loads will transition and 41, while others become drag queens, some might just grow out of it, a clue gained so to speak.

Live at home but I don't even talk to my parents or sister any more. Can't even look them in the eye.

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Cold kebab for breakfast when your hungover is the best

lidl's checkout is too short
oh I should hurry up and fumble my shopping so you can earn a penny more?
fuck off

yes 50+
lot of mixed experiences
some great
some good
many forgettable
plenty rubbish
some terrible

My LinkedIn profile mogs you all

Salma Hayek in anything

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potato farmer and a pintman on the weekends

Remember these fellas being inside all the Sekiro bosses, mad that.

Ireland, the US, Canada, Australia, NZ were all British for long periods of time. That doesn't mean Britain is going to send troops to those countries and hold referendums, against the wills of those countries, in pro-British regions, to ask if those territories want to be British.

Enjoy going from shitty police station to shitty police station doing night work for years until you’ve proven yourself as a solicitor. It’s no life believe me lol

went to an all boys school and there was a lot of bent stuff that went on with the football team, apparently on one away trip they held down a lad and put a pool cue up his arse for banter

Hate that film.

Yeah I did that shit for attention

This isn't even 1% of their force. They're sending in mongrels and conscripts

UAE agreed though WTF?

>That doesn't mean Britain is going to send troops to those countries and hold referendums, against the wills of those countries, in pro-British regions, to ask if those territories want to be British.
We should though

ktim

Yeah it was shit and I didn’t cum and her face was a bit mangled, altogether a grim experience. I can’t imagine being one of those lads who lose their V plates to an escort, I would literally kill myself.

When I was between those ages it was still acceptable to say words like faggot in front of teachers and no one would care. Nowadays the kid would be taken from their parents

i dont hate you i just wont talk to you again
for what
you did
to my friend
we're stacked in estates then spread out in our graves
we'll have
more room
when we're dead

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From the flag I'd say tarmacs driveways/sells pegs

ktim

frosty atmosphere, my mum hates me. Well if she didn’t want a pathetic man child NEET son then she should have done a better job raising me.

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Many people in the UK clearly do care about the situation in Ukraine which is why they're donating money and supplies. As for me, you don't know what I'll do.

That’s the modern man
it’s poetic

Fuck off Galloway, go shill somewhere else

Drop some Paras in there and they'd have this shit cleaned up over the weekend

ought to have gone for a walk in the forest today

>all those tanks and artillery getting smashed to pieces in brovary
How is the Russians are so fucking dim?

I like every song named after a latin american country
panama, puerto rico, the list goes on

gf runs a lot but I wish she'd do squats for a tidy plump arse

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is your sister fit? ever do stuff with her knickers?

landlords BTFO

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Aldi actually seems like good work at least here
They make decent money and everyone there seems competent and happy enough unlike other grocery stores

havana oo na na

Mad to think there are kids younger than my duolingo streak

Hollander

IT for a large multinational

Not a country

*batters them*

booked 2 and couldn't get hard enough to fuck them both times, the second i just sucked her toes while wanking a semi until i spaffed a bit

this still works you just eventually have to fight the army now

Englishman (or welshman or scotsman or whatever)

we're all in here
chaturbate.com
/alyssa_fabulous/

and yet you still don’t speak the language because duolingo is a meme

gf bergs curvix is multi cultural

Don’t really feel like I retain stuff from duolingo that well
You get into gaming it and just completing it and it usually isn’t quite hard enough to make you learn it

Lost my v plates to a prostitute when I went to Amsterdam with the lads for my 18th. She was a fucking stunner and I looked about 14 until I was 20 so thought fuck it better than wanking init

>tfw have a shit full time job

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>we'll fight you for it
>>chadlord summons the constabulary and sends them off to the clink
>noooo I didn't mean like that

wanked down the stairs just now

oooo ooooooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOoo
i knew it when i met him
i loved him when i left him

Can't believe 190 (190cm master race) keeps slagging off the Wagner Group, saying he would batter them.
190cm master race you need to be more careful about who you offend!! I hope they do NOT hunt you down and feed you your own genitals.

haha me too lad
once I'd done it it was much easier to pull birds, wasn't as nervous

There are parts of Newcastle that look more grim than Kyiv

>getting mad at a made up scenario

No, no.

ECK WAH DORRRRRRRRR!
youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

Two of the lowlife amoeba ITT have lost their virginity to a prostitute, Christ that’s grim. You lads are absolute toads.

>getting mad at a made up scenario

kyiv's a beautiful city though

N to the E to the R V E

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that’s what i said yes