>portuguese man goes to the bakery store
>asks for a small dick
Portuguese man goes to the bakery store
>English man goes to the bakery
>asks for spotted dick
"tem aí um pénis Brasileiro?"
A portuguese man calls an airline customer center and asks
>How long is trip to Brazil from Portugal?
>"Just a minute"
>The portuguese man hangs the phone
I don't get it
took me a second, good one
haha
>go to french bakery
>ask for a petit bite
>baker brings me behind the counter
dumb
>um português chegou de uma viagem de navio que fez com um brasileiro
>chegou gargalhando e contando pra esposa que os brasileiros eram todos burros
>"porquê?" perguntou ela
>porque eu disse pra ele que eu acredito que era viado. ele acreditou e veio me comendo a viagem inteira
Você estragou a piada com o seu analfabetismo
eu escrevi no google translate pra postar em inglês porque preguiça de traduzir, mas desisti e ele cagou o texto todo. de qualquer jeito, fornique-se
Explain
>wait a minute while I check the information
So the joke is he took just a minute as an answer? Weird not to say thanks and hang up then. Do Portuguese really?
lel
i don't get it
>chinese man goes into an animal rescue centre
>asks how much per bowl
How many Portuguese does it take to sink a submarine?
Two, one to knock on the door and the other to open it.
i get this one
>brazillian fucking a chick
>"why is your bread so tiny?"
And? What's their answer?
>brazilians instantly think of dicks if you mention sticks
Really makes you think
You don't even know what you talking about, do you?